Man Laws

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If you just scrolled here anyway, hey, what says you can't have a congratulatory beer?

If this somehow gets above J-Mont's definition of "Man Laws", grab a beer, get comfortable, and read on, my friend.

by DNottin May 25, 2013

tin man

someone without a heart.

if you can hear this little girl sing, and not smile you are the tin man.

by Jesse Colburn January 14, 2008

man eater

An intoxicatingly beautiful, charasmatic, charming woman who puts a spell on you. Her beauty, wit, and charm make you fall hopelesly in love with her. You would do anything for her. As much as you love her, she doesn't give a shit about you. Though she pretends to feel the same way for you, she see's other men behind your back. When she leaves you, you feel devistated. You're life is forever in shambles leaving you wishing "you never met her at all."

I made the mistake of falling in love with a man eater. Now I am in shambles.

by Cole R. October 15, 2006

manning up

not being a pussy about something

hey ryan, how about you get off the floor and man up? or i could just hold your purse for you...

by TronX February 24, 2004

goatse man

Name given to the man posing in the picture on goatse.cx which consists of a man ripping his posterior apart.

Aiigh! The Goatse man has blinded me!

by Falconrath August 13, 2003

Man collective

Any discourse between two or more men involving the heartfelt discussions of feelings e.g. typically conversations traditionally thought to be the domain of women involving feelings about relationships etc.

First usage came in Autumn 2009, after a contentious self-help group began at Oxford University named Man collective Oxford founded by Alex Linsley, Merton college.

It was renowned with the infamous opening quotation 'Do you have balls? If so, how does it make you feel to be a man?'

Man 1: 'I've been having some strong feelings lately and have some personal issues that I need to discuss'

Man 2: 'Ok, l think it's time we have a man collective.'

by junta_dorset January 9, 2010

trans man

a short guy with back pain

oh, you're a trans man? heres some advil

by bigfart617 February 6, 2021