Theory of Balls

The theory of balls states that all living things have some sort of ball shaped organ or segment in their body. This can range from cells, bacteria, or even testicles.

“Hey have you heard of The Theory of Balls?”
“No what’s that?”
“It’s a theory that all living things have balls”

by anonymous September 7, 2021

Theory of Mind

Hey! Look at that! Simon Baron-Cohen episode! Finally! It's all coming full circle- It's coming back around! Yeah...

Hym "Heeeey! Simon. Look at that! Look at this! I can't believe I didn't see that initially. I probably would have watched that one sooner. That's what I should call my book, by the way. 'Theory of Mind: Mind-Brain duality and why determinism is fucking retarded.' I'm glad your here. Now you can tell Jordan I'm not being immature and you can tell everyone that they're doing empathy to me wrong. Additionally, the weaponized schizophrenia is something you should really be concerned about AND... The lack of me getting credit and payment is getting dangerously child-murdery! So yeah..."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2025

Light’s Theory

The Theory is,
In the next universe, the next fastest thing will be tilgh at the speed of 4,181,814,184.81015KM/S.

Light’s Theory, or Tilgh Theory, is the next universe’s biggest theory’s result at the speed of 4.1 billion.

by Wargom July 2, 2024

ma theory

A joke to use on your friends.

Daniel do you know the “Ma Theory”
No I don’t what’s the “Ma theory john”
John- Ma balls

by WhosZoom August 31, 2022

Coronaspiracy theory

bIlL gAtEs VaCcInE

tHe GrEaT rEsEt

5g

sHeEpLe

mAsKs ReStRiCt My BrEaThInG

mAsKs TaKe AwAy My Freedom!

mAiNsTrEaM mEdIa

gOvErNmEnT fUnDeD sCiEnTiSts

eViL gOvErNmEnT

IT'S ALL A BIG CORONASPIRACY THEORY!🤪🤪🤪

by UltimateDoge May 3, 2021

Spencer Theory

The phenomenon when a person hates a set of people, not based on race or any form of proper identification, only to simply hate.

“Spencer Theory is real for the Xbox party.”

by WilliamYB December 6, 2025

jazz theory

When two people in a relationship both seem to like jazz, the relationship never works out. You either have to introduce them to it or they absolutely hate it. No in between. This will cause the relationship to maybe last.

Did you hear that James and Chloe broke up because of jazz theory?

by mrjimmybookies January 23, 2024