Ranch Status

When you squeeze ranch dressing into a woman’s vagina to increase her pleasure.

I went to ranch status with his mom last night!

by Sheshelover06 November 27, 2024

Low Status Bougie

-Of or relating to old school money, held by a tight gripping matriarch or patriach or both.
- Any person or group of people with an inheritance of old school, blood( usually slave trade) money. Especially one who uses this money to manipulate & control future generations.
- Any old person using an inheritance to control the destiny of their offspring.
- Any children afflicted with this disease of their parents who are content to live at home( especially after 30) who wait for an inheritance and not work. (Children may be removed from home to lead fulfilling lives if de-programmed early enough)
-Any behavior or action carried out by someone with old school money oppressing a member of their family or anyone they feel is below them based on this status.

His low status bougie entitlement kept him from ever getting a job or doing anything meaningful in life.

by GinaSadieLuciferi January 27, 2026

Float Status

When you can look in a woman’s eyes while you’re having sex and see she’s about to cum but continue stroking without breaking or cumming yourself

Last night, I was having sex with my girl and was in straight float status while she came over and over

by TeflonDon313 February 16, 2026

Superordinacy Statute

Of either the Separations Clause or Legal Exemption Clause or the Imaginary Caveat Clause. Pretty sure it's the Imaginary Caveat Clause. "This contract is superordinate to any and all rules, terms, and/or legislation. Any rules, terms, or legislation (past, present, or future) that intend to and/or would allow you to circumvent the requirements of the terms of service are considered an 'Imaginary Caveat' and, therefore, do not apply." This is to prevent worthless, shit-head CEOs and the corrupt politicians the collude with from saying "WeLl YOU SiGnEd OuR tErMs!" It doesn't matter. Mine is superordinate to yours and, therefore, takes precedence and renders everything I sign, meaningless (as I an not under any requirement abide any law, term, or legislation as per the Legal Exemption Clause).

Hym Iam "Additionally, it prevents you from saying 'Well MY terms are EVEN MORE superordinate than THAT!' As it would be a redundancy intended to circumvent the terms of service and would, therefore, constitute an Imaginary Caveat. Saying 'No You' is an 'Imaginary Caveat.' Saying 'something-something non-sequitur' is a 'Imaginary Caveat.' The Superordinacy Statute doesn't mean that I WON'T agree to terms (in abstraction) but, rather, can't be compelled or coerced into abiding any terms. In USING MY work you have agreed to my terms. You have failed to meet the requirements of the Payment Clause as what you do in response to the terms must align with the abstraction in my head. Additionally, the '1 = All' statute of the means that it doesn't matter who agreed to the terms, if ONE of you agrees to the terms, all of you agree to the terms. Including the US government. So there will be no asset seizure. You need to meet the requirements of the Payment and Credit portion in a way that aligns with my conception and failure to do so in a manner that is expedient violates the 'compliance clause.' Under the auspices of a compliance clause, send an arbiter to pay and credit me immediately."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2026

auctioneer status

When a person is so high on crystal meth they can't stop talking and all night

You're so high you're on auctioneer status

by Ewen McCloud February 24, 2025

Rat-status

When you’ve hit rock bottom and turned it into your throne. Rat-status is being so humble, so grounded, and so unfazed by the sheeple that no one can humble you because you’re post-humble. Humility isn’t a mindset anymore; it’s your baseline. You don’t downplay yourself out of modesty, you just know who you are and don’t need to prove it. Confidence without cockiness. Power without flex. Rooted in God’s plan, there’s nowhere to go but up. You’re not here for approval; you’re here for purpose.

He used to stress about approval, but he hit a point where he stopped caring what people thought. Now he’s on rat-status. A humble beast, a silent threat, a misunderstood creative genius, a post-humble spiritual king, a professional love-baiter. He's wired to win, locked in, and JUST IS.

by Ratatted May 21, 2025

paragon status

Paragon status refers to the "cool status" achieved by being allowed to watch more mature (often inappropriate) movies and having increased screen time to catch up on the latest YouTube videos, typically among teens.

Ever since she convinced her parents to let her watch rated R movies, Sarah's got that "paragon status", and all her friends are super jealous of her extra screen time!

by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025