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spoon

NICK IS A SPOON
by anonymous November 15, 2023
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The rusty spoon

The weapon you pick when it demands the slowest and most painful death possible. This will aggravate us all using the rusty spoon it truly will.
"This took beyond the rusty spork today it took the rusty spoon."
by Nahman1250050 August 10, 2022
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Spoon

Someone who makes up rumours for fun. A stirrer. Or a sh*t stirrer.
Omg he’s such a spoon”
by Ashaks June 21, 2018
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spoon the balls

To put spoon under the the balls to hold them in place while a female sucks the dick
Mat: yoo bro did she spoon the balls at least?
Me: ya bro she definitely did.
Mat: she’s a keeper bro.
by Sub-hub June 19, 2021
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hoon-spoon

A device worn around the neck at festivals to aid the administering of ketamine.
I left my keys in the tent, can I borrow your hoon-spoon?
by So0o00oo00oooo000ooo November 12, 2022
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tit-spooned

The act of inadvertently thrusting a spoon into the breast of a small humpback whale.
Why did Johanna have to get tit-spooned?!
by Babatunde Chichwa April 27, 2011
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Spooky spoon

PersonA:spooky spoon is coming
PersonB:(craps themselves)
by Noitcere March 28, 2020
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