velvet sock

The term used to describe when a woman with no teeth gives a man a blow job.

"Dude, I can't believe you went out that woman, she has no teeth!" "Nah, man it was cool... she gave my dick a velvet sock, that shit felt great."

by Lightbringer69 November 20, 2013

Sock wash

When a man uses his pink sock to fuck a woman in the pussy.

When Mary saw my anus fall out, she insisted I sock wash her with it.

To spice up my love life, I fucked my boyfriend with a cucumber until his anus prolapsed, and made him sock wash me with it.

by F-shack boarders May 20, 2018

poop sock

when your kids are being bad and you poop in a sock then beat your kids with it

matt-hey karen hows billy
karen- he's a little shit i used the poop sock on him last night

by IAmSoooooCool April 6, 2020

orphan socks

Socks that don’t have a match. Socks that are just all alone because the other one is missing.

I just did laundry and I have a bunch of orphan socks because they’re matches are missing!!

“Oh no I lost my other sock! I guess this one is an orphan sock now until I find the other!”

by Pipperoo October 14, 2017

I'm A Sock

Something you say when you have no idea what else to say

Person 1: Have you heard of homosexuals?
Person 2: I'm a sock.

by Jess the Dancer January 28, 2018

Nice socks

A compliment to give to someone one is sexually attracted to.

"Nice socks man... wanna fuck?"
"what"

by ludegra August 29, 2021

Swagg Socks

Black, mid-shin length socks. Scientifically proven to increase your swagger.

Freddy, rockin' the swagg socks.

by Lightweight Nate March 10, 2011