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Punktro Sexual

A straight male ranging in age from late teens to mid 30's who is not only good looking, stylish, and well groomed; he also embodies the 'fuckyou' attitude of the punk rocker movement.

Even though a punktro sexual is very conscious about his image and looks in public, he will still wear several non-descript/non-mainstream items such as an entirely black outfit, spikes on all accessories, large white sunglasses which verge on homsexuality, and large chains from wallets and cell phones.

All of these items will equally match the grooming habits of the punktro sexual, which are fastidious. A well coifed mohawk or similar 'fad' hairdo completes the very calculated image of not caring.
Aaaron Paul, Blink 182, Colin Farrel punktro sexual
by The Meat Man Cometh August 17, 2012
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magical sexuality

Something that gets you off that is not possible with your natural parts.
I enjoy watching straight porn as a gay guy because I think having a clitoris and pussy would feel great while getting pounded by a straight man's cock due to how much easier it is to have sex as a woman compared to a gay bottom.
--I will never have a clitoris or pussy and will never have a straight man's cock, by definition, and I do not intend to ever identify as a female or undergo gender reassignment surgery as transgender. I am completely gay, masculine, and just get off from imagining having a pussy being sexed by straight man cock. Since none of this is possible for me, it is magical sexuality.
by Bald@21 September 8, 2012
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lonely sexual

The state where you realize you aren't good in relationships; you are meant to be alone; You have trouble finding anyone to go out with.
Person 1 - hey man I think it's time to come out.. I'm lonely sexual.

Person 2- I strongly support you man. It's not your fault
by Bubble Star December 24, 2015
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Sexual Relations

You have one with your right hand
1: Bro, did you see that 3 and 4 are having sexual relations??

2: But 4 is just 3's hand!

1: Exactly.
by Some guy with a moustache March 23, 2022
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sexually rash

sexual decesions that probably shouldnt have been made
hooking up in the gym of a school when you know the guy your being sexually rash withs girlfriend happens to be your best friend
by illegallyours July 30, 2006
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Acorn sexual

When you are sexually attracted to acorns or any other type of seed but mainly acorns
"Hey are you straight"
"Nah I'm acorn sexual"
by Gaymaster9000 March 23, 2021
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thunder sexual

The sexual attraction to fuck all, whilst simultaneously fucking all
Jim: I fucked your toaster and it didn't turn me on
Jane: why did you fuck my toaster?!
Jim: because I wanted to

Jane: fucking, thunder sexuals
by The real thunder November 3, 2018
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