Self courtesy

A courtesy flush done for the sole purpose of saving one's self from the smell of their own defecation, usually done in a private restroom when you are alone in the dwelling or in a shared/public restroom during a time in which multiple occupancy of the room would be highly unlikely.

That marinade on that steak really affected me, the stank was so bad that each time I crapped I had to do an immediate self courtesy to prevent myself from either passing out or puking.

by southern_yankee_73 February 28, 2011

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self-abuse log

Something to help you track the number of times you jerk off in a day. Great to compare with others and attempt to find out who's the biggest pervert.

I don't remember...I don't keep a self-abuse log!

by deathmetalfan November 30, 2011

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Self-Service Stroke

When the dog tries to find his own sexual pleasure by using your arm as a self service checkout.

Jimothy: Look at Jeremiah coming for a self-service stroke.

Oswald: He looks like he's only going for half.

Jimothy: Yes, he has not collected all of his items.

by Socially Awkward Panda August 14, 2011

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Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit

One who think that their own saliva is clean and pure. Will double dip but will explode if sees other do the same freaking thing.

Jon: Mark is a fucking SD Triple D. He double dipped his fries into my ketchup but beat me up when I did the same thing. IT WAS MY FUCKING KETCHUP

Macy :What's an SD Triple D?

Jon: A Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit

Macy: What a bitch!

by fabulousdaniel8 April 5, 2013

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