The Pee-Noise Problem 

1.) A constant feeling that the noise of one's pee stream hitting the water produces a less manly noise than those of his fellow bathroom guests...suggesting that he has an inadequate sized dong.

2.) A sign that your prostate may in fact be creeping its way up the weinershaft. If your pee-noise suddenly becomes less manly, talk to a doctor.

Man one: **loud and thunderious pee noise**
Man one's thoughts: Thank god I don't have the pee-noise problem

Man two: **high pitched pee noise"
Man two's thoughts: Does this mean I got a small dick? Maybe he just has a small dick hole... why do I have a small dick hole? Do small dick holes mean small dicks? HOW SMALL IS TOO SMALL FOR A HOLE TO BE THE SMALL HOLE OF A SMALL DICK!!?????

The Pee-Noise Problem by SmallGlovesSmallSocks March 29, 2011

Mr Pee Pee 

To describe your Penis -

Mr Pee Pee wants to come out and play!

Mr Pee Pee by Andi Jay April 10, 2007

She-Pee 

Funnel type thing for use by females who would rather urinate standing as opposed to squatting, ideal for use by bird watchers; cute hand puppet created by Alec, not to be confused with actual she-pee device.

"I wanna use a she-pee'

"Awww Sheepee" accompanied by a cutesy hand movement

"The hills are alive with... Sheepee!"

She-Pee by Spastic Space Monkee October 3, 2009

There's pee-pee on the floor 

When you find that your beloved pet dog or cat has piddled (pissed, passed micturition, uranated, pottied, peed, etc.) all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫

♫ Don't step in the litter box ♫

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫

There's pee-pee on the floor by Telephony August 31, 2016

Get Out Of Jail Pee Card 

A stratigically timed bathroom break used during a moment that you want to get out of

Amy: My friend and her boyfriend starting making out when i was with them at her house, so i used a get out of jail pee card.

Hilary: Nice strategy!

Get Out Of Jail Pee Card by xoKrysxo September 12, 2010

ass pee 

Diarrhea. also known as butt mud.

That chili dog gave me ass pee. I'll never eat grade d meat again.

ass pee by JenThe80'sFan August 30, 2004

Stinky pee

A rancid odor your penis gives off after not washing it. Could be the cause of masturbating and not cleaning your penis off afterwards to not washing your penis.

Guy1- *takes off pants*

Guy1- "EWWW! I can smell a case of Stinky Pee already!"

Stinky pee by TheLevi October 25, 2010