gatling gun of pee

this is what happens when you are peeing and you suddenly lose control of your pee stream and little drops come out at hi speed.

oh god this will take a while to clean up. DARN YOU GATLING GUN OF PEE

by doodoonasarules July 4, 2006

pee wee herman

To puncture any solid material with your dick and leave a hole.

Shane pee wee hermaned the wall connected to the bathroom to create a peep hole.

by Matt Morrison April 15, 2005

The Right to Pee-Silence

1. The right one has for an experience which is free from all language at the urinal, as it is socially unfathomable to talk to the guy standing next to you at the urinal, or worse the next stall over.

2. The right to pee without the expectation of conversation of any kind.

1. Dude, I was at a business meeting and my boss came in while I was taking a leak, and started chatting me up. I guess he doesn't know that we all have "The Right to Pee-Silence", what an asshole.

2. I was taking a monster leak, and the guy next to me asked me what time it was. i said WTF Chuck, haven't you heard of " The Right To Pee-Silence."?

by scottrude May 31, 2010

Pee-Ness-Ness

you scream it when you have to pee, or use that bathroom badly

"I have to go Pee-ness-ness"
Scream: "Pee-ness-ness"

by Brayde March 27, 2008

Pee In Her Butt

A term that is especially common in Maine. Used by a guy to express a desire to have sex with a girl he sees.

I would pee in her butt anyday.

by Goodgentleman June 1, 2005

pee in her butt

The notification of a girl being so hot that you would like to take a piss in her ass

Mark: ballzy id pee in her butt

ballzy:yea and people in maine are gay and didnt make that phrase up

by ballzy October 1, 2006

Saturday Morning Pee

A stream of urine that come out in one or more completely unpredictable directions, rendering even perfect aim futile. This creates a mess for the next person who cleans the bathroom. This typically occurs after sleeping in on Saturday.

Tina's gonna be so pissed, I Saturday Morning Pee'd all over the bathroom floor.

Sorry I'm late dude, I totally Saturday Morning Pee'd all over the shower curtain. I had to throw it in the washer before Lisa got home.

by BolognaBlake June 22, 2010