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skanty-pants 

Worn out undergarments that a girlfriend sends to their boyfriend who lives a great distance away from them, the smellier the better.
"Scott sniffed Becky's skanty-pants to make his eyes water, so that he could fit in with his fellow emotional friends."
skanty-pants by Sweary Andy January 26, 2006

Penny Pants 

Tight, spandex leggings worn AS pants allowing for enough visible camel toe to theoretically catch a penny if thrown at it.
She wore penny pants in an attempt to look cool, however she just ended up looking like a skanky whore.
Penny Pants by Jae, Jordan, Jayme October 21, 2009

British Pants 

When you get menstrual period on your pants, they become "bloody pants", the British equivalent to "effing pants".
"Here, you can borrow these pajama pants."
"Oh no, those are British pants. I can still see the stain."
British Pants by RachelDC March 14, 2010

Goal Pants 

n. A pair of pants that are too small for the owner, but had once been the correct size. The owner insists on keeping the pants and making it a goal to become the same size they once were and thus fit into the pants. After many failed attempts, the goal size may be attained. However two problems usually arise: the goal pants are out of style (usually 10 or more years old) OR the owner proudly wears the pants for a day or two and then celebrates by eating something fattening, like the baconator and their fit lifestyle fades away and they begin to relapse into the round, tubby, person they will always be.
my girlfriend says that she is gonna fit into these pants again (holds up some tiny ass pants)

Damn!!!!! they are tiny, when's the last time that beefy girl wore those?

When she was three!

Now thats some goal pants!
Goal Pants by RedDan69 February 26, 2011

Pussy Pants 

the new term for Skinny jeans worn by men.
Look at that wimpy hipster on the corner wearing those tight ass "Pussy Pants!"
Pussy Pants by musicbyanton February 5, 2012

Booby pants

An alternative name for a brassiere. A bra.
With her money embreasted in her booby pants she was ready to go.
Booby pants by Monsk September 22, 2012