John McEnroe

A drink concocted with 2 shots of Bacardi 151, 3 shots of Evan Williams Bourbon, and Cherry/Regular Coke. Drink while watching tennis

We drank John McEnroes while watching tennis.

by tennisdrinker April 3, 2010

John Hinckley

A mad man, who tried to impres Jodie Foster by shooting the president Ronald Reagan

John Hinckley the man who tried to kill Reagan too bad he missed

by damnfly February 13, 2009

John Mouton

The biggest faggot you will ever meet in your lifetime. Thinks he is a bad ass cowboy, and all the girls want him. He is really just a no good disgusting fugly hick. Also obsessed with swimming. He thinks he is the shit.

Did you see that douche bag John Mouton today?

by yeahbuddy321 November 29, 2009

John Elway

The son of god sent to denver to lead us to the promised land

The Rocky Mountain Messiah

by The Guz February 13, 2004

john holmes

porn star

big penis; 13.5 inches

ugly

its a john holmes film!

by porn star May 3, 2004

John Baldacci

The governor of the state of Maine whom has made a big discrace of this state which has been a pure state since the constitution was written and now this state is being bastardized. Now Legalizing gay marrige in this state along with other disgrace we will not mention.

Hey geuss what they legalized gay marriage today.

that freaking John Baldacci what next devill worship in school?

by [e-mail] May 13, 2009

big john

A man's penis(a rather large one in particular).

(Antonym: slim jim)

Hey girl, wanna come here and suck my Big John?

by Mark H February 23, 2004