Penis Admirer

A guy that prefers beautiful cocks instead of scary vulvas.
A guy in denial of being gay.

A: Yo, you’re gay.
B: Stop calling me gay, I’m just a penis admirer!!!

by mindblowingmindblower August 31, 2022

penis-dog

It's a hot dog with a penis instead of a hot dog meat

Before he preformed a portuguese chocolate he fed her a penis-dog

by Blowjobisbetterthannojob March 07, 2017

penis tag

A useless meeting or training session amongst higher ups at any company. They take turns trying to touch each others junk metaphorically.

This award ceremony is nothing but a game of penis tag.

by ooh ahh ridge June 02, 2020

Penis scoliosis

Penis scoliosis: having a penis Of such extreme bent and curving in the males private part it’s concerning

Him: *about to do the naughty*
Her: *looks at his penis* What’s wrong with it is it broken?!??
Him: no just penis scoliosis

by TAG 3 November 14, 2020

Particle Penis

A Young Man named Sebastian Stauffer is said to have the world's only "Particle Penis* the smallest penis known to man.

Damn that boy got a particle penis, Rip

by Dwhit6 April 24, 2019

penis racecar

Penis racecar is penis racecar

Hello, have you heard of penis racecar

by Communist manifesto February 03, 2021

beating penis

Rough, borderline abusive male masturbation (self or otherwise).

-Misheard from Starbomb's song "Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken"

-Think you can stop beating penis long enough for this rap battle to the death?

-Probably!

-Why are you in the hopsital?
-I was beating penis a bit too enthusiastically, I'm checking to make sure I didn't get an infection.

by Mister Fuggles March 01, 2016