Nerd Tits

Tits that resemble a fat 12 year old boy who play to many video games and eats to many chips.

Jess has nerd tits

by Nerd Tits May 7, 2022

Nerd Signaling

Nerd signaling is the conspicuous expression of stereotypical skills or values held by nerds, done primarily with the intent of enhancing social standing among nerds; commonly used as a pejorative characterization to criticize what can be seen as empty, or superficial support, of nerd culture.

"That's the power of math, people!" - Tilly, on Star Trek: Discovery, nerd signaling to every viewer that she's a smartypants just like them

by J.R.N January 26, 2019

nerd machine

Any type of online gaming device such as X-Box, PlayStation and PC. These devices suck the players into the games like a time machine thus losing hours of their lives by playing these online games. The “nerds” don’t even realize how much time they are spending on the games.

Hey have you seen John at all today? No, last thing I knew he was playing nerd machine.
Oh forget it, probably won’t see him for a while.

by Invham December 22, 2021

multi-nerding

Engaging in more than one nerd -like activity at a time.

Logan: The other day I was watching anime while playing World of Warcraft, and wearing a binary watch.

Rogue: Wow, you were multi-nerding!

by Princess Happy March 8, 2008

Nerd-Digger

A woman willing to do sexual acts with a nerd to do her homework or a due assignment.

Kacie: I have to return this assignment or I will get a 0!!!!!!!
Kathryn: Be a Nerd-Digger
Kacie: Good idea Kathryn.

by kEVINHAERT December 3, 2017

nerd sniffles

Frequent, mild sickness experienced by gamers and software developers that guzzle coffee, stay up late, never exercise, and so forth. Often mistaken for legitimate illness and disease; nerd sniffles is in fact easily cured by going outside, sleeping well, eating right, going to the gym, and generally not being a nerdy weakling.

Bob: Hey, has anyone seen John? He's been taking a lot of sick days lately...
Chris: He's at home today. He bought a couple more games on Steam the other night and caught a bad case of nerd sniffles.

by MisterGainer May 13, 2014

Fully Nerd

Someone who knows his nerd topics to the fullest extent. Someone who knows his LOTR, StarWars, Marvel Comics, DC, D&D and all Genera to boot.

Mark is "fully nerd", he just quoted me lines from SW episode IV, LOTR and MARVEL comics in 5 mins.

by aeroneus August 10, 2012