Logging

The act of cutting your log in half with a heavy stream of urine after taking a poo and before wiping.

Man#1: Dude, you were in the bathroom for a minute. You ok?

Man#2: Yeah, I'm, I was just logging a couple of turds.

by Huge hammer69 April 17, 2024

Sauce log

1.When you take a huge dump, a log, but it's covered with diarrhea and leaves your butt a mess and takes 10 minutes to wipe yet it's still a log

2. An idiot who is hard to deal with just like wiping the aftermath of a sauce log.

1. Quit taking my stuff andrew! You fucking sauce log!
2. Sorry I'm late to the funeral I had to crank out a big one, it was a total sauce log. Took forever to wipe.

by Mattj1016 May 1, 2018

Mexican Yule Log

A Mexican Yule Log is an alcoholic beverage consisting of tequila and egg nog.

-Dude you just threw up all over the Christmas tree!
-Yeah, I chugged an entire Mexican Yule Log.

by Han's Dyman November 13, 2011

Frosty log

When there is a freshly dropped turd on clean untouched snow.

Yeah, the snow is beautiful..... Wait... Aw man! There's a homeless guy dropping a frosty log!

by Crcomic December 14, 2013

pocono log flume

A sexual fetish originated in the Pocono Mountains Pennsylvania where you take a piss down someone's chest and then send a shit flying down after. (Same fashion as log down a river i.e. Log Flume)

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Dude after I took your mom to the Golden Corral she begged me for that Pocono Log Flume.

by N.anno September 20, 2016

Log jam

The act of defecating in a public urinal.

Man I really had to go and all the toilets were occupied, so I made one heck of a log jam.

by Asspanda February 26, 2023

Lincoln logging

Done in a outside setting, the action of, limited to intent, with purpose,going into a porta potty and dedicating on top of a complete strangers foundation (dedication)

At the festival last weekend Bucky imagined he would build himself a real home made of crap as he sat in the public crap shack, Lincoln logging the biggest and longest turds he could muster

by Weberspen15 November 7, 2021