Jersey

toxic waste dump. see "shit hole"

Jersey can make you sick. litterally.

by BowTieGirl June 14, 2003

Jersday

Term used to show that the TV show "Jersey Shore" is going to be on television that day.(Mainly used on Thursday)

EX:
Normal Person:Dude guess what today is?!

Gay fag who hates jersey shore:Thursday?

Normal Person:No Jersday!

Gay fag who hates jersey shore:awww to bad im dumb and hate that show :/

Normal Person: Yep too bad

by TheDevastaterr February 27, 2011

jersey girl

Pyscho Drama Queen. These are the queen pyshco bitches of the country. They pray on the innocent and prefer guidos and wiggers and crappy hip hop. Thier big hair hides thier lack of common sense and where the scar was from the labotomy. You can find these nut cases in NYC wanna be hip hop clubs. They also have a superority complex.

Look its a Jersey Girl. Run!

by Krodos August 29, 2005

new jersey

a disgusting dump, its so polluted there its disgusting.

new jersian: HEY DO YOU BELIEVE THAT GLOBAL WARMING IS HAPPENING?

non new jersian: YEAH I DO BELIEVE IT AND ITS YOUR DAMN STATE OF NEW JERSEY'S FAULT

by new jersey haterr February 17, 2009

Jersey Number

The term Jersey Number can be used instead of asking for their phone number. The term is to be used more secretly that casually.

Damn, that girl is fine. Watch me get her jersey number.

Hey man you got that girls jersey?

by LilChoCho February 1, 2009

Jersey Closet

Having sex while some part of your body touches your own vomit.

Dude, I was so wasted that we ended up banging in a Jersey Closet.

by memphiscreep October 8, 2010

New Jersey Lipstick

When you eat some bloody vagina.

Dude my girl is on the rag, but last night I had this urge for some New Jersey lipstick.

by toosdee July 13, 2010