Italian 

cant drink as much as the Irish and will never be has good looking!! Irish Rule!!

Italian Gweedos are faggs and use to much hair gel

Italian by Irishredhead July 30, 2009

greasy italian

When one rubs menstrual blood all over the female/males back then ejaculates on the menstrual blood to simulate cheese. Then one takes small round thin turds for pepperoni. Then when your greasy Italian has been made you smack your penis on your partners back until it all lays flat. Then lick the greasy Italian and enjoy!

Man, you shoud've seen that greasy Italian i gave to your bitch last night.

greasy italian by scaryblackman January 15, 2015

italian ponytail 

usually seen in young girls. when they're hair is pulled back very far in a ponytail and is so greasy with hair gel, it resembles that of an italian mans.

olivia's hair is in an italian ponytail.

italian ponytail by ponygal May 23, 2009

Italian Hand Shake 

The act of a male Italian construction worker while in a Port-O-John, wiping with his hand and then shaking his white supervisor's hand.

He just did an Italian Hand Shake!!

Italian Hand Shake by georgiiiiiiieeee Kaaayyyyyy November 19, 2011

italian sexual 

You feel a strong sexual attraction to Italians and are literally obsessed with Italian women or men

Me: hey I’m not bisexual I’m Italian sexual
Stranger: what does that mean?
Me: I love Italians, they are sooo hot and I’m just obsessed

Example: look at lady Gaga😩

italian sexual by Ladygagaisthehottest March 27, 2021

mambo italiano

The act of receiving fellatio from a female while you smear feces on her face, and eat spaghetti from her butthole while wearing a cape like a superhero

Our romantic evening finished with some Dean Martin on the radio, and an old fashioned mambo italiano.

mambo italiano by XxBenNastyxX July 11, 2018

Italian Hand Hoagie 

n, A sandwich that is made when a crazy italian gentleman puts his own hand on a ciabata roll, adds some marinara and then toasts it. Consumption is usually followed by said Italian crying and screaming "WHY?!" while staring at the stump on their arm where their hand used to be.

Joe pulled the Italian Hand Hoagie out of the oven and took a large bite before screaming in agony as he realized he was eating his own hand. "WHY?!" he screamed as he took another bite.

Italian Hand Hoagie by bAc0Nb0Y July 1, 2009