Scoff Me

What is yelled out by someone requesting insertion by someone with a small, scoffable penis.

Your package looked pretty small in your tight pants earlier, but now I'm desperate. Scoff Me! Scoff Me! Scoff Me!

by jables April 25, 2005

Me likey

When brain activity is below average and your last brain cell expresses your inner happy thoughts in the only way it could.

Did you watch the game last night? Oh, yes me likey!

I bought this for you. Thanks, me likey.

by Henry Catts November 23, 2021

Off me

1. Kill me
2. Fuck me

1. i dont care baud, off me!
2. mmm baby off me.

by Grisu September 14, 2008

escucha me!

spanish form of listen up!

(in mexico) escucha me!

by taz gam March 21, 2004

FUCK ME

FUCK ME is usually when u want to have sex with someone...……. that's it u just want to fuck someone

GUY: HEY U WANNA FUCK ME

GIRL: YH SURE MOTHER FUCKER

……. FEW MOMENTS LATER...…..
GIRL & GUY: UH UH UH COME ON BABY PUT SOME MORE UH UH UH

by hey im taken bitches April 03, 2020

shitn me

tellin a really big lie

man 1: Man I robbed that fool for 10,000$
man 2: Nigga you shitn me.

by SmileyTattoos July 07, 2006

ME-bag

1.(v),deriv. from "teabag" -when Windows ME metaphorically teabags you by failing to work. This is generally caused by using ME in the first place, because as most people know, it is an inherently unstable piece of dogshit. See teabag.

I'm so glad I'm not running Windows ME on my machine. My poor friend still uses that piece of trash and he gets ME-bagged nearly every fifteen minutes.

by Damoclese July 22, 2004