cry baby

a person who whines cries and throws a fit over silly bullshit. Someone who whines just to whine and argues just to argue. A silly bitch.

Vitale is a such a cry baby. He whines and cries over nothing to get attention.

by juiz January 16, 2008

Baby Blaster

When you nut in a girl and she shoots the nut back at you

"I realized my mistake when I didn't pull out and she hit me with the Baby Blaster."; "Equally sexy, I can suck water from the bath with my vagina then lift it out and shoot water out of it like a pistol! Pew pew! BABY BLASTER"

by Garbage-Person-CockMcJock September 25, 2019

Skroingle baby

A skroingle baby (noun.) is formally used to describe the most evil a person can be. Skroingle babies use all their free time to plot revenge on enemies, people who have offended them. One day, all skroingle babies will take over the world. Skroingle babies are born evil, many spend their free time in octopus costumes at strip clubs. If you are not sure if they are a Skroingle baby or not, look for how they interact, Skroingle babies tend to use phrases like “what up dawg” unironically. If you see a skroingle baby in plain sight, do not interact, they can use anything against you. Beware, they are creeping, and lurking at times you will least expect it.

Skroingle baby : “What up dawg”
Non skroingle : “Are you a Skroingle baby or something?”
Skroingle baby : *Starts plotting revenge*

by Fartlicker3000 September 4, 2022

Baby kata

Baby kata has eaten my entire family

Baby Kata ate my pet roach

by Iloverats April 25, 2021

Nirvana baby

Chicks on the gram that try to be provocative but just end up lookin like a nirvana album cover

Dude, the chicks be lookin like nirvana baby’s these days. They love to show that booty.

by Ucanthankmel8r December 30, 2018

Colon baby

When one takes such a massive dump that all the crap, along with air, leaves with such force that it creates a super vacuum. This results in the colon and/or other organs being shat out, or "given birth" to.

"Oh my god, call 911, I just had a colon baby."

by megustaYOURFACE September 18, 2012

Dent Baby

An insult used to imply that a person was dropped on their head as a small child, thus negatively effecting their intelligence. 'Dent' refers to an indent caused by impact onto one's skull.

Friend 1: "Wait, so you're not supposed to light campfires with propane?"
Friend 2: "Dude, what are you, a dent baby. Of course not."

by OneKickMan April 21, 2017