Hurricane Hammer

When she is sitting on your face and pulls her tampon out and hammers it on your forehead.
It was my first night with Emily and she hurricane hammered me.
by Kazrat March 19, 2022
Get the Hurricane Hammer mug.

piss hammered

so drunk you pee uncontrollably
Connor was so piss hammered that he pissed all over marissa amor
by Bacrow October 27, 2013
Get the piss hammered mug.

dilon hammer

i am dilon hammer you are not dilon hammer so succ
by your boi4456 May 24, 2018
Get the dilon hammer mug.

austin hammer

A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.
Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.
by OMG YOUR COCK IS SO GIRTHY AND September 07, 2021
Get the austin hammer mug.

Jewish Hammer

The Jewish Hammer is the pasty, white penis that will pound your girl 2 minutes at a time. Stealing your girl with longevity in the bones and the hair.
The Jewish Hammer is a beast, but I am not into that.
by Pegasus300 November 10, 2020
Get the Jewish Hammer mug.

bloom hammer

when your drunk and giving head
by iamadictonary February 13, 2011
Get the bloom hammer mug.

Owensboro Hammer

Slang used when talking about Owensboro native, Jayden Franklin, and his sexual experiences with his abnormally large penis.
Did you hear about the torta Jayden cracked? He definitely needed the Owensboro Hammer to fuck that fat bitch!
by Vincent LeQuec April 23, 2025
Get the Owensboro Hammer mug.