Hammer

Hammer /ˈhamər/ A portable, manually operated, optically guided, inertial impact delivery device

I used a hammer to drive the nail into the piece of wood.

Crap! I dropped my shingling hammer off the roof and it landed on my mother-in-law's head.

by Daniel H. B. June 24, 2019

Thor's Hammer

When you take a shit on the lid of a toilet so no one can lift the lid without either cleaning it or making a mess. Only someone worthy will clean it up.

She was being a bitch so I gave her a Thor's Hammer and left. Now when she goes to use the toilet she'll have to be worthy to lift the lid.

by Rmistiff July 10, 2019

Hammer bump

When a guy puts coke one the end of his dick in a little pile and his bro snorts it off.

Hey bro, How bout a hammer bump for the road?

by TallMammaJamma July 20, 2019

hammer

an extremely large penis

Wow he’s got a fat hammer!!

by hammer man May 11, 2019

Hammer & Hatchet

A term used when regarding to both primary and secondary firearms.
Hammer being the Primary & Hatchet being the Secondary (or sidearm), or vice versa.

(Created by Interferon Alpha 2a)

My Hammer & Hatchet is that of an AR 15 & Glock 17.

by InterferonAlpha2a May 24, 2019

Meat hammer

Very few men are born with the meat hammer but it is when the head of their penis is extremely huge compared to the rest of the penis

I’m tired from carrying around my meat hammer

by Meat hammer 🔨 May 28, 2019

Barry Hammer

A fat ape who drives a bus and loves feet. He gives candy to little girls if he can sniff their shoes. No one has caught this pedo yet!

Ex: Barry Hammer gave me Lindor's chocolates in my shoes!"

by SleepyKitty2021 March 22, 2019