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coffee cursed

That doomed feeling when you have a craving for coffee while you are trying to fall asleep.
David had insomnia and stayed up all night because he was coffee cursed. He knew that he wouldn't be able to fall asleep unless he cured his craving, meanwhile knowing that coffee would also keep him awake. It was a lose-lose situation.
by nightlover November 4, 2012
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Coffee chick

A "Coffee Chick" is a girl that will always be willing to know everything that is happening in your girlfriends life. Such as your private sex life, inter-relationship arguments and e.t.c. Your girlfriend's Coffee Chick will address herself as your friend, but always approaches you with a glare.

The vise-versa (a Boyfriend's guy friend), is often referred to as a "Beer Buddy" or "Beer Bud". This friend will listen, but often will be drunk so forgets it the next day. Or her doesn't care.

A gay man, who is best-friends with your girlfriend, is a "Coffee Guy"... same thing.
Coffe Chick: C'mon... Tell me. What happened with John last night?!

Mary: He doesn't want me to tell you.

Coffee Chick: Don't listen to him! I'm your Coffee Chick!

Mary: Okay! Okay! Well... Last night, John sorta... You know.

Coffee Chick: Again?! He needs to... Control that.

Mary: I know. *chuckles.

Coffee Chick: Hahahahaha!

They both break out in laughter.
by KoRnMeal;( July 13, 2012
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Coffee Boarding

Much like Water Boarding, Coffee Boarding is used to keep the interrogation lively. It serves two purposed, 1. it is used to interrogate the subject, 2. to sleep deprive the subject at the same time.
Joe Someone was captured and they used Coffee Boarding to try to beak him. After eight days of no sleep he broke.
by meowmeowmeow1212 July 19, 2012
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Coffee Quake

A term used to describe a bowel reaction to a strong cup of joe. The magnitude can be measured by the number of simultaneous victims.
"A logjam occurred in the bathroom as a 9.0 coffee quake occurred seconds earlier"
by OligSlaughter September 6, 2013
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coffee stirrer

To insert your fingers into someone's anus.
Person A: Oh god, I think I coffee stirred someone.
Person B: Coffee stir?
Person A: I put my fingers in someone's arse!
Person B: You're a coffee stirrer!
by TranTran December 15, 2011
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coffee rhino

A person who spontaneously bursts out with anger due to overconsumption of caffeine.
"May I sit between you two coffee rhinos?" asked Amanda.
by rtrac3y December 26, 2011
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coffee tongue

A tongue that has become immune to the first sip of coffee tongue burn
Person 1: Dude, did you just down that habanero?
Person 2: Yeah, I got a coffee tongue, so its no biggy
by iluvmesomecello March 1, 2011
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