Flat tire

When A Car Tire Looks Like A Floppy Penis On The Floor Like Because Of 1 Little Screw Randomly On The Road

Oh Crap I Got A Flat Tire!

by anhandle123 May 22, 2023

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Flat

Slang for Xanax bars relating to their unique shape and thickness

Sorry bro I lost my phone can I check your couch, I'm smacked off the flats

by Fetagb May 28, 2023

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Flot phickens

When there are additional layers to an inane story.

The flot phickens, more detail about Debbie and Gary's dramatic breakup at Disneyland.

by fergal_bergal June 3, 2023

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Flat

Something that the Earth is fucking not.

Lucas: Sam said the Earth is round, nah bitch that shit's flat
Haley: No it fucking isn't, you amoeba

by Saryniae June 4, 2023

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Flat face

A person with a face so flat you wonder if they have their face on their desk all day

"Did you see that fella with the flat face over there?" "Yeah man he looks messed up"

by Sudbes June 30, 2023

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Flat pack smack

When a new guy walks into a gym whos untoned and weak, and a big 6pack bencher smacks him on the belly like hes sticking an expected expiry date sticker on a card board box.

Big weight lifter: >Smack< oi oi get on the tread mill outa way good lad big boys are in the building, stick at it and yal be lifting 16 stone and 3 pounds of that meat your eyeing up you know the one, shell get you revved if you break down. PUMP SOME BLASTARD SHELLS AND DOWN SOME HERCULES POWder!!
Flat pack smacked wimpy dog squert: >gulp<

by Step lupid July 11, 2023

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