senses fail

A band that took elementary school stories of pirates and detectives and tried to make them into songs that are "hardcore". A band whose lead singer dances around in his little sister's pants on stage like he's either having a seizure, or giving birth to a baby as ugly as he is. We could sum up Senses Fail as a gay band trying to show they're scene kid fans that their original by writing gay songs about things our kindergarden teachers used to read to us during naptime.

My five year old sister used to like Senses Fail, but one day they beat her up and stole her pants.

by james14 December 28, 2005

Failure to Communicate

A band based out of H-town Mass, known to use at least 6 guitars in every song even though the band is only made up of 4 members. their guitars are made up of 3 acustic guitars, one 12 string rickerbacker, 2 electric guitar, a parlor guitar. and a homless HPS on the Bass. known also to use abnormally large guitar picks and sleep in basements of random people where ever they go. only one can really play but they still have gone platinum back in the early 90s. their genres include Rock, old school, and Ska

JAX: Hey man Where you headin??

HPS: Headin Over to the Failure to Communicate concert over at the Madison Square garden

Jax: cool men thier beast

by stingrayjay12 June 5, 2009

Failuer

someone who is just a complete EPIC FAIL. They fail at pretty much everything and there's nothing they can do about it.

in p.e class, a guy who tries to be super cool but isn't and then tries to do cool "moves" and they just fail and don't work out at all. therefore they are a failuer XD

by yourmom1234567891011213xyz March 4, 2011

Fail Donkey

Someone who fails at life very frequently and significantly.

Dude look over there!

Lulz what a fail donkey

by unholy waffles September 28, 2008

Fail Day

A day when you go out to a place swimming with nice looking and/or easy dudes and/or girls and come back not having gotten laid :(

You: Whoa awesome day this place was swimming with dudes ...

Me: Well I'm still wearing my own pants, so this was a fail day for me.

by PleaseBeAwareThatIAmYou May 3, 2009

Fail

To readjust your beret and instead pass out

George went to readjust his beret and ended up almost passing out, leading to the most epic of fails.

by shumane June 2, 2010

Mandatory fail party

The term used for a mandatory tutoring session or something of the like that you must attend when you fail a test. Instead of saying mandatory tutoring, you say mandatory fail party to make it not sound as lame.

"Shit! I failed my psych exam. Now the professor is going to make me go to mandatory fail party."

by ChristyRoad April 16, 2009