Facebook Ready

Being confident enough about a photograph to post on a social network, such as Facebook.

I'm using an old photo for my profile picture on Facebook. After gaining all this weight, I'm not Facebook Ready.

by square peg October 28, 2009

Facebook Vegan

And absolute c*nt who spends all their time on Facebook just sharing b*llsh*t just to try stop people from eating meat.

Facebook vegans are what make us think we hate vegans

Mike: oh did you hear about Jenny she's a vegan now
Josh: no I'm vegan mate she's just a f*cking c*nt bloody Facebook vegans

by XXXRIP September 12, 2018

facebook shiny

when you make a comment on something on facebook and then someone you completely do not know 'likes' it. When this occurs this makes you feel stood out...feeling shiny...feeling important like you made a point.

Example 1)
Now that was "facebook shiny", Matt. Everyone seems to be liking your comment...YOU ARE THE MAN!!!
Example 2)
Wow, 50 likes on that comment. That's very facebook shiny! :o)

by Gorilla73 October 21, 2010

Facebook faithful

To refrain from initiating or responding to a Facebook "poke" from anyone but one's romantic partner.

Antonym: Facebook whore

She dumped him because he "poked" every female on his Facebook friends list and she was Facebook faithful.

by Smart Arick October 23, 2011

facebook statusfaction

the feeling of satisfaction you get when people 'like' or comment on your facebook status.

see textual satisfaction

"she didnt get enough facebook statusfaction so she reposted her status like three times!"

by misterstanwood April 29, 2011

Facebook Vague

Facebook status postings that are, at best, random and virtually without cohesive facts or explanation. They generally are of either of a depressive or threatening nature. Most conclude with either "you know who you are" or "If you really cared you'd understand".

I can't take much of this any more. When I do something about it, everyone will know what has been going on and will see you for what an *sshole you have been. You know who you are! Sorry to be facebook vague.

I seem to be everyone's second choice. Just continue to leave me out. When I decide to make the change, all of you will regret it. If you really cared, you'd understand. Sorry if this is too facebook vague!

by tulsaanimal December 25, 2011

facebook hottie

A girl who appears to look extremely hot in all her online photos but actually looks horrendous up front in person.

Guy 1: Hey, who's that Nicole chick who's all over your Facebook wall? She looks smoking hot, I think you should go for her!

Guy 2: Argh, I know... But she has more craters than the moon and a moustache! She's a Facebook hottie!

by seanthetruthkillings October 4, 2012