smart drunk

A person who gets drunk everyday and acts very knowledgeable about anything and everything and pisses everyone off and also forgets what he says and think the world is a very interesting place.

Your such a smart drunk Jeff

by Deloss January 15, 2009

love.drunk

-being in a state of total bliss (as if one is drunk) upon leaving the side of one's most favorite person on the face of the earth,

-when the company of such person leaves one feeling weak in the knees; often accompanied by blurry vision and an increased heart rate.

-in extreme cases one may experience total loss of motor skills as well as kaleidoscopic vision while in a state of love.drunkedness.

i could hardly drive on the way home. i could barely see the lines on the road i was so love.drunk.

by love.drunk May 30, 2010

whiskey drunk

A drunk that is appropriate for individuals looking to have a wild and crazy night that creates lifelong stories of hilarious events. A lapse in memory usually occurs the next day, hence the stories most likely coming from slightly more sober friends.

Whiskey drunk was derived from a drunk New Mexican Indian named Jonas who is notorious for leaving inebriated voice mails. The term is now used profusely in a small town called Price in Carbon County, Utah.

"Lets get WHISKEY DRUNK and smoke some pinners!!!!" {usually shouted in a drunken indian slur.}

by downz44 January 13, 2009

Dylan Drunk

To be so drunk that any boring joke will make you giggle like a little girl, and you eventually pass out (occasionally on a bus)with a purpetual smile glazed onto your face.

Girl: "Hey, good morning. How you feeling today? You were pretty drunk last night."
Guy: "Aww, dude, I was soo drunk! Oh Sh!t, I was so drunk, I was Dylan Drunk! Where did you find me this morning?"
Girl: "Ummm, well we're on the bus right now..."

by Dylans 'Friend' January 8, 2009

Candace Drunk

When you are soooo drunk you think everyone is as drunk as you are.

Candace J. was sooooo drunk the other night she was "Candace Drunk".

Sometimes, I get soooo drunk that I feel like I am "Candace Drunk"

by Jus4Laughs October 12, 2010

cum drunk whore

A whore who drinks so much cum she stumbles around like a drunkard.

"Look at that cum drunk whore, falling around. She reminds me of your mom."

by Nasty Bastige August 14, 2007

tucker max drunk

The ultimate Drunk Stage. Nevermind about operating heavy machinery, you'll have trouble figuring out doorknobs. The only benefit is that you don't have to worry about driving because you can't find your keys. The following things can happen while Tucker Max Drunk:
Black Out
Hook up with fat/ugly girls
Fail to hook up with hot girls because you pass out on them
Vomit uncontrollably
Make loud, boisterous, and thouroughly untruthful claims about your achievements
Commit yourself to large and utterly hopeless wagers that you have no way of covering
Start fights with small, defenseless people
Break Things
Become very angry with inanimate objects, and loudly curse them

After finishing off the tucker max death mix i was definitely tucker max drunk

by somerandomdude April 21, 2006