rats for cracker jacks

A term meaning that sucks, or oh darn, or fuck. A let down.
"Rats for cracker jacks, i just wokeup @ 11 am and my interview was at 8 am."
by Katrina duPon t May 30, 2006
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cunt-flavored cracker

A splendid insult. Or maybe just a funny-ish one.

It's also known as a man whore. :
Lol. Just shut up you cunt-flavored cracker.
by Alaina Spaur September 01, 2007
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Mexican Graham Cracker

A Mexican Graham Cracker occurs when a dinoshark or other large aquatic creature consumes the beautiful booty of a hot Latina babe.
Beach-goer 1: "Damn! What happened to dat booty?!"

Beach-goer 2: "Man, she had a Mexican Graham Cracker."
by DinoSharkExpert May 28, 2013
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crunched my crackers

When it so happens that you have over filled your “fanny pack” to the point that your saltine crackers no longer maintain their wafer adhesion and have turned to crumbs in a “wrapper”.
Oh damn it seems I have crunched my crackers.
by Super Steve February 25, 2020
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Smash my Cracker

A phrase that works in any context.
Can be used instead of fuck
Or can mean to fuck
“ I’m going out with that ryan from tinder. I really hope he smashes my cracker”

When I stubbed my toe, I screamed “ Smash my Cracker”.
by Grace Kaitlin February 22, 2018
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Asian Cracker Barrel

An Asian Chode with huge balls. Also when an Asian Cracker Barrel is used during sex it can be called The Asian Cracker Barrel.
I heard Sarah is an Asian Cracker Barrel
by Your moms a heffer April 01, 2019
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nigger flavored cracker

noun: Someone who is a white-black racial mix.
Left Winger: When a Conservative calls Obama a socialist, what he really means is nigger.

Some guy: Why would Conservatives call Obama a nigger?

Left Winger: Because he is a black man.

Some guy: Actually, Obama is not a black man or a nigger; He is a nigger flavored cracker because his mother was white and his father was black.

Some guy: When a Conservative calls Obama a socialist they really mean socialist; if they wanted to call him a racial slur then they would have said it because all Americans have the right to free speech.

Some guy: assuming that socialist means black is racist because that is assuming that only black people are socialists
by Gould, Gould, Harper April 22, 2010
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