cleavally-impaired

a person who is female, but who is also burdened with a flat chest, i.e., small boobies

Only the Cleavally-Impaired insist "size doesn't matter!" When Saline, then Silicone, Breast Implants were approved for use in humans, (c) 2,005, millions of Cleavally-Impaired persons spent more than $10,000 each to purchase Social Leverage so they could improve their lives.

by Full House 21 June 13, 2020

cleveland guardians

1, New name of the former Cleveland Indians MLB baseball team.

2, Name of a generic condom that wasn't used because she was that ugly & you lost your wood.

And now at bat for the Cleveland Guardians..... .

by Shake it only once July 26, 2021

Negative Cleavage

When a girl is so skinny it looks like her chest is sinking into her.

Guy 1: Dude! Did you see that girl? She has negative cleavage!

Guy 2: Ew, sucks for her. Can't catch any guys with that.

by tobi-roll March 15, 2010

Deep Cleated

when someone forces their foot into your rectum for your sexual pleaser, sometimes while wearing a shoe.

"dude i just deep cleated your mom"

by footpenetration August 24, 2011

Aggressive Cleaner

The type of person who intensely cleans when their aggression level is at an all time high!

I was so pissed off with Tom today that I started aggressive cleaning!

I walked in to the kitchen to find that Sarah had become an aggressive cleaner, now I am paranoid I have done something wrong!

by Lesleyv16 February 6, 2014

Ear/Vagina Clearer

The second sex move on the Hardcore Sex List. Man stretches out mega floppy until it is 5 feet long. Then Insert into vagina/ear when it comes out opposite ear or the anus take one end of the mega floppy and pull back and forth successfully cleaning out ear wax/shit out of partners anus/ears.

My girlfriend couldn't hear very well so I gave her the Ear/Vagina Clearer.

by Wiggle_Wam August 27, 2013

fabreze dry cleaner

When you are too poor to go to laundromat and have to just Fabreze your clothes to make them smell clean.

I am out of quarters again and my shirts are all dirty,but oh well, I will just take them to the Fabreze dry cleaner.

by Pugskylover April 15, 2015