Boyfriend

Something you will never get, you fat fuck.

You: I’ll never get a boyfriend

by I’m.being.honest.tho September 2, 2020

Good Boyfriend Points

A way of measuring good deeds a boyfriend preforms for his boy/girlfriend. They usually come in handy when something like cheating/lying is done. Kind of like a "Get Out of Jail Free" card for relationships

Boyfriend: "Fuuuck, man!"
Boyfriend's friend: "What?"
Boyfriend: "I got wasted and cheated on Alyssa man... She's totally pissed!"
Boyfriend's friend: "Damn man; she caught you cheating? You're totally fucked."
Boyfriend: "Nah man all those Good Boyfriend Points might end up saving me..."

by IAmCool69 June 24, 2012

do my boyfriend

verb.
the action of having passionate, mind blowing sex with your segnificant other;one who is niether fiance' or husband.

wow, when i do my boyfriend,...i DO my boyfriend.
he knows he's been done

by jay girl June 13, 2008

Boffa

Breath Of Fresh Air

I'm just going out for a boffa

by ljaml January 27, 2015

Surrogate boyfriend

A single woman with a male child who treats the child in a manner one would treat a boyfriend.

Tiffany's son is running things like he is her boyfriend! I guess he is her Surrogate boyfriend.

by Inferno67 January 18, 2009

Boffy Sucks

The number #1 exposer. He exposed the Minecraft YouTuber Boffy and has over 1k subscribers. Was denied YouTuber role despite being a YouTuber. Subscribe to him or else...

"Hey, do you know the YouTuber "Boffy Sucks"?"
"Sure. He's a great exposer and YouTuber."

by TheTrueExposer November 10, 2019

Lesbian boyfriend

Someone who thinks they're boyfriend material but instead of being the unicorn you wanted... They're a fuck boy. But you still like being their friend.

I'm not dating him, he's just my lesbian boyfriend.

by Omistars September 1, 2016