Mortal Blow

Attempt to stick your arm up your anus just before climax to receive maximum stimulus to the g-spot

Mortal Blow don't try it alone, unless you have the ER on speed dial ;)

by qalimera December 6, 2017

Blow Job

It can be a wordplay or pun that relates to the jihadists.
Blow = explode
To blow up = to bomb something

Esha: I got a new job that will grant me 72 virgins with blue eyes and blonde hair in paradise. Guess what the job is called.
Mikhail: Blow job, it's blow job! It's the kaboom job!
Yurik: Mind blown! 🤯

Mikhail: What is the job of the jihadists called?
Esha: It's blow job! It's the kaboom job!
Yurik: You two must be having such job too. You two keep blowing my mind!

Zayn: Now I'm in paradise with uncle Osama and my 72 virgins. Wanna get your 72 virgins too? Join the blow job gang now! Apply now!
Yurik: Yes! I need my 72 waifus! Time to have a blow job!

by Beethovena May 5, 2020

hammer blow

verb: to strike a person in the face with the penis
She got smart with me and i cock slapped the bitch!

She got smart with me and I hammer blown the bitch!

by unklesatan March 19, 2017

dog blow

When you are hitting from behind and your friend is getting his dick sucked simultaneously

Let's dog blow this bitch

by Stikcler January 6, 2017

I’m Blowed

Florida Slang. Means “very mad or sad”

“Yo, You’re car’s not there, must’ve been towed”
“Wtf bro, I’m blowed as fuck i was here for an hour

by FROMDaTRAP July 5, 2019

Blow career

It's just like a blow job, but it's when one is given so consistantly that it's become a career of yours not just a job.

"Suzie has give me 30 blowjobs just this week, I guess you could call it a blow career of hers."

by Horses101010101 December 17, 2016

blow away

a cheap, plastic football. so light that when left unattended the wind will quite happily blow it away. ideal for playing on the beach

It's alright ma, we won't break any windows. Sure it's only a blow away we're playing with.

by thebdogg February 17, 2009