Beef Cucumber

n. The male anatomy.

"I tried to give her the beef cucumber, but her bacon trench was all dried out and full of sand."

by B.LAM February 1, 2009

Beef Curtains

When a female inserts a meat hose from Taco Bell into her vagina and sprays ground beef up there.

I wanted to smash but it smelled like she had some beef curtains.

by Jerris May 28, 2019

Drop the beef

When a man is not wearing underwear and the tip of his penis peeks out of his shorts.

OH MAN! You're about to drop the beef again!

by the-bomb June 7, 2017

Beef Stew

when a girl/guy is in the act of jerking you off and licking your asshole and you shit into her mouth.

yo this chick was so crazy she didn't care about me beef stewing her.

by The ART BOYZ January 28, 2008

british beef

what is left in the seat by a jaguar owner after a corvette passes him

oh no i left some british beef in my jag seat after that corvette beat me

by neon41 May 6, 2006

Beef Queef

A physically imposing man who is completely inefficacious.

Tyrone hard? Shit. Tyrone ain't hard. I seen that nigga fight. That nigga's beef queef.

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

Beef Talons

The lips of the vagina having the characteristics of beef curtains with the ability to gasp the testicles and encase them in the vagina

OMG...When I reached into her pants her beef talons almost took my hand!!

by Teh Chooper April 16, 2009