Asshole Freak

Guys that are obsessed with anal sex and get to hard for that poop hole lol and become freaks sweating with a loud heart beat for that ass and can totally change when there turned on as a Asshole Freak

Dude Jason Quist is a total asshole freak I don't think I want to go to homecoming with Shrek Jason Quist

by The Gods and Goddesses November 20, 2019

american asshole

the asshole common amongst those living in anglo-centric cultures such as the U.S., the U.K. and Australia. this is a byproduct of these countries large consumption of toilet paper. coined “american asshole” because those guys are well, assholes!

jean-paul: and did you wet the paper?
henry: nah, but I washed my hands!
jean-paul: you have american asshole!

by Smeethy November 16, 2020

asshole growl

When cutting a fart sounds like a dogs growl.

I was so glad the dog was sleeping with my wife and I because when I had a asshole growl I was able to blame it on the dog. When the stink came he gat the blame for that also.

by jimmybomm October 5, 2020

crunchy asshole

When she neglects to wax her anus for several weeks creating a crunchy fuzzy texture.

Bro did you go down on Suzie lastnight? Ya bro i tottaly tounge punched her crunchy asshole like shrimp fried rice.

by Phill McKraken April 24, 2017

Hardened asshole

A serious condition, mostly affecting the English population, in which ones asshole becomes hardened after years of excessive beer drinking while eating Indian food, an unlikely combo that will result in terrible hangovers and fiery diarrhea the next morning.

A word of caution: does not mean one is into butt stuff

bloody hell, I wish I hadn't pulled a porky last night and eaten so much Indian food while drinking! Now I have a hardened asshole.

Whoa, bro, just coz I have a hardened asshole doesn't mean I'm into butt stuff. I'm a good boy.

by hot tea June 3, 2016

charred asshole

A word used to illustrate something that tastes, smells or feels very bad.

"Damn, did someone poop their pants? It smells like charred asshole in here!" OR "I woke up with a sore throat and a fever. I feel like charred asshole!"

by Pee Bag September 2, 2016

Jims Asshole

"When jim has hot wings and drinks alot of coors light, and uh his assholes on fire the next day with a hangover. And then people cant help him load shit cuz he has too much of a headache and bc he has to unload his asshole all day."

"Jims Asshole"

by ragingbunghole December 6, 2011