Silly goose

You are a very silly person and if you friend is doing something really dumb or is laughing and you don’t know what he/she is saying call then a goose or silly goose

“Taylor your such a silly goose”

by Silly bean head November 4, 2020

Goosed

To drink too much Goose Island beer in a short amount of time.

I got so goosed last night!

by ocgrad01 April 19, 2016

Goose Caboose

Goose Caboose is a playful term or nickname used to as a term of endearment for a small child and his/her behavior or physical cuteness

Look at that boy! He's being such a goose caboose!

by Plightman February 8, 2025

Goose-handle

To grab by an appendage small enough to wrap your hand fully around it, and shake as violently as possible

I'm going to goose-handle your dick if you don't shut up.

by ImLosingMyShit March 17, 2024

Gus The Goose

The mascot for Washington College, a small liberal arts school on the Chester River, in Eastern Shore Maryland. He is a large, flightless bird with black and red feathers. Some argue that he is supposedly still on veteran benefits since he retired from the Continental Army in 1780. He is a close confederate to ex-prez George Washington and travels the country looking to coerce teens to attend WAC. Debatably a nice guy, but he tends to crap on the soccer pitch far too often. Honestly a low-mid tier mascot.

Guy 1: Holy Crap is that Gus the Goose?!
Guy 2: Duuuude yeah. What a G. He hangs with dead presidents so he must be cool.
Girl: We are so lucky to have a school mascot like him!

by Frœnch Montanå March 26, 2019

Goose

A guy that would never post fake definitions on Urban Dictionary

Hey that guy would never Goose that sh**

by JPaulPierce III June 24, 2022

Goosed It

To fuck something up

“Dave just painted this wall the wrong colour”
“Oh mate he’s Goosed It”

by Hawko74 July 8, 2020