Jazz Apples

noun, Big fuck off testicles

adj, Jazzappling/Jazzapple - to teabag someone to Jazz Music or play jazz music using your balls.

(Also the name of a type of apple)

"Fuck off Jonny or i'll put my fucking Jazz Apples in your mouth."

"Seriously Jonny! I will Jazzapple your eyelids if you dont get your jazz apples out of my face."

"Holy shit Mark...That guy must have some serious jazz apples to fuck around with that guy."

"Nobody knows this...but Miles Davis...King of Jazzappling. Fo real."

by Babu Baloo September 1, 2011

Apple sauce

1)A very light and delicate dessert that goes with every meal.
2)Once combined with Butterz nothing matters and everything is soo good.
3)Butterz and Applesauce are just meant for each other.

1)"You know what would be good right now?.. mmm some Applesauce"
2)"Mmm..Applesauce"

by Drew-Dawg February 9, 2004

princess apple

A girl residing in Astoria, most likely by the name of Samira, who loves apples most dearly.

All hail, Princess Apple! Ruler of the Fruit Kingdom!

by Lonxx November 30, 2006

apple burger

pair of weaners

frog dog gimp styler

by Cackling cack July 17, 2003

Apple Cock

A round penis

George had troubles trying to jack off his Apple Cock so he shined it and ate it.

by WhiteBlackMan July 8, 2009

Apple Tax

The amount of money each person spends annually just to keep up with new technology

Guy 1: Man, I spent $850 last year on just the new iPhone and its attachments!
Guy 2: Yeah man, that's the Apple Tax for you.

by Ganderschplaf the Gray December 9, 2016

Apple Martini

A drink that PaCMaN enjoys quite frequently. Also a drink that is known in the gay community, as a drink to give to your partner for a sure bareback session later that night.

1 part Absolut® vodka
1 part DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
1 part apple juice

Poor all ingredients into a shaker. Shake well and strain into a Martini glass.

Hey Earl, what say we both order up some apple martinis, I'm feeling a little frisky tonight ???

by biggamedave November 10, 2008