craM-S-N

When one person teaches another person the whole years course on MSN and that person aces the exam the next day, using just one case study.

Mike: Sup brah, you done any revision for the exam tomorrow?

Pete: Nah mate, can we craM-S-N?

Mike: No, you're on your own dick.

Pete: FFS, I'll just do some wikvision instead.

by Afromole June 9, 2009

Text n' Ride

To either drive while texting or attempting to text.

Tyler: "Carful. Text n' Ride."
Noah: "Where?"
Tyler: "The driver of the black Jeep swerving in and out of the lane next to us."

by Imanei October 18, 2008

hug n' rub

when hugging a female, you gently rub your chest against her boobs until she realizes and pushes you off in protest after feeling violated.

Alexia and Hannah no longer take hugs from me because I used to always pull a hug n' rub.

by XtehC October 27, 2009

Poke 'n go

When on you Pokemon run and stop a your friends place to bang his mum

Friend: hey man so good to see you, wanna do something?

You: sorry bro just a poke 'n go. Maybe next time? Have you seen your mum?

by Dodoit July 18, 2016

mac n chill

The act of eating Mac off of someone's chest whilest simultaneously plundering their butthole

Created by @noah.virgilio @pat.podlaski @ will.kirkland on insta

Hey u... wanna mac n chill? Srsly I've got a lotta Mac...send nudes?

by Patpineapplepene June 12, 2017

Smoke 'n' Reek

Two Suzuki GSX-R motorbike riders that ride together and die together. They terrorise the local town by pestering the police and the Borough Council and always evade capture. Smoke 'n' Reek will also use their names as a phrase when agreeing with something or commending a good idea/decision and seal this by punching each others fist.

Smoke 'n' Reek have just spelt their name out on the road by doing burnouts on their motorbikes and then speed away just as the police arrive. Later the Borough Council arrive to clean up the mess.

Council says: Damn you Smoke 'n' Reek!

Back at the usual watering hole Smoke 'n' Reek are having a pint.

Smoke: Sicken them kents!

Reek: Smoke 'n' Reek (clenches fist)

Smoke: (clenches fist) Smoke 'n' Reek

Both punch each others fist.

by nofinfancy November 26, 2009

Dump n Dash

The newest viral craze. To play, just go into your favorite eating establishment and take a Dump & then Dash out, making sure to take a picture of the restroom in question, then posting it to Facebook and/or Twitter! More fun than planking, coneing and owling combined!

Guy #1: "Why are we stopping at Olive Garden? Are you picking up a to-go order?"

Guy #2: "No, I just need to do a Dump n Dash!"

Guy #1 "Go for it, I can't wait to see it on FB!"

by Droppin' It Low July 19, 2011