Jordan Williams

Fat lazy cunt who enjoys dick in his ass and saying stuff about people's moms

Do you know Jordan Williams he dates a migit

by Tomzzy June 17, 2018

The William Howard Taft

It doesn't matter who's involved as long as there are two people. Basically one sits on the other until the second person passes out and then the first has their way with them.

1.) "Uh..... what happened last night?"

"You don't remember? Oh that's right! Cause you've been Tafted!"

2.) "I met this girl the other night, but when we went back to my place, she wasn't....very open about trying new things."

"So what'd you do?"

"I gave her the William Howard Taft"

(high five)

by BrownieO July 30, 2009

Williams High School

The shittiest high school in Plano Independent School District. Full of mexicans that think they are hot shit and teachers who dont know how to teach. It has the highest amount of kids who admit to smoking weed though. above 60 percent, at least we have that! The school mascot is an indian "Warrior" and quite possibly is the most cliche thing in the world. Williams is located in East Plano, and is even ghetto by East Plano standards. More than 20 different types of STDs were found in the school with only one swab. embarassing.

"Hey what school do you go to?"
"T.H. Williams High School nigga!'
"Embarrassing" *backs away/no longer talks*

by Pwnzoar October 10, 2008

Roger Williams University

A school consisting of 99.9% white students. They impress freshmen with their flags from other countries, smiling tour guides and striking dorms. But what they dont tell you is that the RAs will write you up every chance they get, the wind never stops and it gets fuckin cold, if you are lucky to get in a dorm with a/c theyre gonna turn it off 3 weeks into school. Cafe has good food but the chances of getting something other than chicken, highly unlikely. The D3 sports teams might as well be D5 with their 0 wins. If you are lucky enough to live on southcampus you will be graced with the erupting noise of the schools biggest fag in his blue and silver mustang. news flash: the loudness of your car does not add to the 1" size of your tiny dick. Soph’s get the shaft with housing being put at BayPoint, former Hotel, now the lovely dorm of RWU. Upperclassmen are allowed wet dorms of NewRes and BaySide (such original names). bro's; good luck getting even a BJ from a girl that doesnt want you to be her boyfriend. CEN puts on pep rallys that no one attends. The shuttles run either 15 min early or 37 min late, so it is better to take the 9 hour walk to jlot to get your $50000 car daddy bought you. They have a sweet water tower that could hold all the confiscated alcohol from cedar. PSafte has nothing better to do than put a parking ticket on your car or a boot on your sweet rims.

Dont forget your fitted hat, marijuana, pharmaceutical drugs, long board, or lax bro shirt upon moving in.

Broski: Do you go to Roger Williams University?
LaxBro: Nah, i transferred like all the other froshes.
Broski: Why?
LaxBro: Im black.
Broski: Valid point.

by day of service 08 March 27, 2010

Filthy William Tell

A sex move consisting of a male participant defecating on the head of his partner, and then shooting his excrement from his partner's head by means of his ejaculate.

He nearly blinded her for life while attempting the Filthy William Tell.

by Conor the Bold February 11, 2009

Stanley "Tookie" Williams

Stanley Tookie Williams along with Raymond Washington created what would later become known as the Crips. Tookie never imagined the Crips would become what they became. What had once been a group protecting their neighborhood, they spinned out of control and turned into the people they had come up to protect their home from. They never meant for the Crips to be this way.The Crips than lost Raymond Washington who was killed. Tookie had less control than he did before, hating what the Crips became. He was than arrested and put on death row. He kept his loyalty to the Crips, though he was unsure of if he could keep on going with the Crips. Then he found Redemption. Dedicating his life to trying to keep other kids from making the same mistakes he did. He wrote kids books promoting a gang free life and was nominated for noble peace prizes. He tried to end the Crips, he did change a lot of minds but was put to death in prison before he could do more. Was Tookie a bad person? No, I believe he is someone to greatly look up to, someone who had the stength to look at who he became and change into the better person he wanted to be. Thats more than most of us can do. Stanley Tookie Williams, Rest In Peace.

Stanley "Tookie" Williams found redemption and dedicated his life to helping others to not make the same mistakes he did.

by BrooklynBredGirl April 11, 2010

Dirty William Dripfoe

When a boy breaks 6 of his ribs to suck his own dick while his mother cooks chimichanga on his deformed back.

-Jimmy did a Dirty William Dripfoe last night! He's in the hospital.

by Cachopolla April 16, 2022