unicorn

a dating partner who is such a good fit, they probably dont actually exist. a mythical creature

You're saying your girlfriend likes sex, cooking, tidying the house, and playing video games? No way man, that's a unicorn.

by anonymous March 17, 2026

Unicorn crank

A sexual position in which a person crouches low beneath a male partner’s genitalia and rests the bridge of their nose against the partner’s grundle (the space between the testicles and anus). In this position, each testicle rests over one eye like goggles while the penis is manipulated upward against the person’s forehead.

She gave a mean unicorn crank

by Pooter420 April 11, 2026

unicorn

I cannot believe that no one wrote this. A unicorn is a person that is flawless in many ways and a catch (for dating). Like good looking, in shape, chatty and interesting, well dressed and put togetheri respectful etc. Someone who is a perfect match. The one everyone looks for, but very rarely find.

He is such a catch. He is literally a unicorn.

by sEolelele July 13, 2025

Unicorn

When a type one diabetics blood sugar is exactly at 100, which can be rare, so, they call it a unicorn.

Violet- look at my blood sugar, it's 100!

Mya- Oh wow, it's a unicorn!

by vbragg1 September 8, 2025

unicorn bait

A couple who are both so hot it's as-if they're baiting you into unicorning for them (being their third in a threesome)

Did you see Tessa Thompson in that movie with Chris Hemsworth? The two of them together are real unicorn bait if you ask me.

by c coop September 30, 2025

Unicorning

Go to a fast food place like maccas, order a soft serve cone then ask your partner if the believe in unicorns and stick the cone on your forhead before shoving it in their ass

jack and bob when unicorning at maccas

by JJ_Walsh November 8, 2025

unicorn

horse with a horn

example:
guy: it looks so pretty outside today
gurt: holy fuck is that a horse with a horn
randomguy: yogurt
gurt: yo
randomguy: thats called a unicorn
gurt: ty gng

by Rifel82 December 28, 2025