hooptie truck

It's not a diesel, and it's barely a gaser. Basically any truck that the driver don't know what a real truck is. Some young privk usually drives it, revving the engine at every stop, and beats on it to try and replace what the space in their pants can't.

"If your lift kit is lopsided, your truck might be a hooptie truck"
"If your truck was bought on Craigslist, it might be a hooptie"

by Tricksortruck May 14, 2015

Gorilla Truck

A female with both gorilla and truck-like features. A Gorilla Truck is generally a larger specimen with manish features and a penchant for drunk men.

Did you see that Gorilla Truck Adam hooked up with? He must have been blind!

by S.H.A.G June 22, 2010

Truck

Also known as a "Steel Horse", "Redneck Max", and a "Patriarchy Machine". The mobile transport of a countryman, normally accompanied by a smooth glass of oil, a leather belt, a magnum revolver, and a cassette tape of "On the Road Again" by Willie Nelson on repeat for 10 hours.

"My truck could beat up your truck."

by Charlie I. November 15, 2023

Truck Slut

Brie Brie

That chick is a truck slut, oh her name must be Brie Brie

by Ihaveaids July 23, 2022

Vending Truck

When someone doesn't know anything they will say vending truck. When you see the food truck outside of retail row you would call it a vending truck.

Ryan "do you see that vending truck"
Braxton"ha ha"
Carson "it is a good truck idiot"

by It is ja boi June 8, 2018

Trucked

typically seen in "Isekai"(Otherworld) stories. Refers to the act of a person involved in a fatal traffic accident involving a bus (Typically a whitish Mid-sized goods carrier) as a means to be reincarnated in a different world. A highly established cliche, it would not be surprising if someone started a story about a "Hitman-truck"'s daily assignments (HI-truck's Diary).

Weabo-kun got trucked to the Naruto world.

by ZmanZman May 28, 2018

dump truck

Its a cleaner version than saying the phrase dumb fuck , which describes a persons actions and persona

Tom : hey did you see that guy last night

Greg: which one , you mean the guy who made an ass of himself .

Kids walk in the room

Tom : hey kids , ya what a dump truck .

by foolish reyes November 26, 2016