ER Toilet Rim Filler

The act of urinating semi sold orange piss into the rim of a new evac toilet lid.

Not to be confused with the arsecake rim wipe.

(Both can be done at the same time, however this requires planning and 10 cans of stella)
Ben "Fucking hell that cunts done a ER Toilet Rim Filler"
Nick "At least he has not done a arsecake rim wipe, we must be running out of lager"
Ben "The changing room toilet is coated in arsecake"
Nick " Ohh dear "
by ERhardons March 21, 2021
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big turd in a little toilet

A nobody in life but has a large following at work with a greatly exaggerated amount of power, and respect..
That douche bag boss you work under. " big turd in a little toilet"
by Duty Dog June 23, 2014
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Black Friday Toilet (BFT)

A liar who is full of shit. Since many Americans over eat on Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday has a reputation for being a day of massive bowel movements.
“I can’t believe a word you are saying. You are like a Black Friday Toilet (BFT). BFT can also be used as an acronym to describe American politicians.
by Blackduck21 February 19, 2023
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The Corona virus has apparently caused everyone to shit themselves and thus but 9000 rolls of toilet paper.
Our children will not believe this.
The toilet paper shortage of 2020 has really messed up my time in quarantine.
by ineedsometp April 02, 2020
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Stinky Finger Toilet Paper

Stinky finger toilet paper is toilet finger that is so thin that when you wipe your ass your fingers smell like shit. Stinky finger toilet paper is usually found in public bathrooms.
Herbert Finkle vomitted after smelling his fingers. When he was done wiping his ass with stinky finger toilet paper.
by pussy cruncher January 05, 2012
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give the toilet a lap dance

to take a dump that is so relieving that you may have to lean back and make yourself so comfortable or get into some strange positions, basically giving the toilet a personal 1 on 1
OMG!!!! I been holding this in so long today, when i get home I'm gonna give the toilet a lap dance.
by popsiclelover August 18, 2009
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