A liar who is full of shit. Since many Americans over eat on Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday has a reputation for being a day of massive bowel movements.
“I can’t believe a word you are saying. You are like a Black Friday Toilet (BFT). BFT can also be used as an acronym to describe American politicians.
by Blackduck21 February 19, 2023
Get the Black Friday Toilet (BFT)mug. The act of urinating semi sold orange piss into the rim of a new evac toilet lid.
Not to be confused with the arsecake rim wipe.
(Both can be done at the same time, however this requires planning and 10 cans of stella)
Not to be confused with the arsecake rim wipe.
(Both can be done at the same time, however this requires planning and 10 cans of stella)
Ben "Fucking hell that cunts done a ER Toilet Rim Filler"
Nick "At least he has not done a arsecake rim wipe, we must be running out of lager"
Ben "The changing room toilet is coated in arsecake"
Nick " Ohh dear "
Nick "At least he has not done a arsecake rim wipe, we must be running out of lager"
Ben "The changing room toilet is coated in arsecake"
Nick " Ohh dear "
by ERhardons March 20, 2021
Get the ER Toilet Rim Fillermug. The Corona virus has apparently caused everyone to shit themselves and thus but 9000 rolls of toilet paper.
Our children will not believe this.
Our children will not believe this.
by ineedsometp April 2, 2020
Get the The toilet paper shortage of 2020mug. by Numberline October 16, 2023
Get the Single Ply Toilet Papermug. Stinky finger toilet paper is toilet finger that is so thin that when you wipe your ass your fingers smell like shit. Stinky finger toilet paper is usually found in public bathrooms.
Herbert Finkle vomitted after smelling his fingers. When he was done wiping his ass with stinky finger toilet paper.
by pussy cruncher January 6, 2012
Get the Stinky Finger Toilet Papermug. to take a dump that is so relieving that you may have to lean back and make yourself so comfortable or get into some strange positions, basically giving the toilet a personal 1 on 1
OMG!!!! I been holding this in so long today, when i get home I'm gonna give the toilet a lap dance.
by popsiclelover August 17, 2009
Get the give the toilet a lap dancemug. Due to failure in convincing people to use toilets in India, the project to teach them how to use and why it's better than open defecation starts.
by Shiine-1 April 14, 2022
Get the Help Indians use toiletsmug.