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Math teacher

A creature that teaches math
X:who is teaching you horror clas- i mean math?
Z:the math teacher
by Legend123456789101112131415161 January 18, 2022
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English Teacher

A "vegan" frequent Starbucks drinker, who usually has the Karen cut. (AKA the "swooped bang", if they are female.) Also, they try really hard to make life as miserable as possible. Usually, they will do things like pile on assignments, poorly grade you, and they probably have whiney annoying millennial voice.

If they are males, they look either 25, or 60. If they look 60, you probably don't want to get too close to them. They probably be either really douchey or really chill if they are young. Some things they usually do are not stop talking even if it's more than one period, be really monotone and boring, and just suck all the fun out of the room sometimes.
Wow, the English teacher graded my assignment, and I got a 69.

The English teacher talked for like 2 hours straight today.
by Stalins_Yeti7777 January 29, 2022
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freelance teacher

Someone who teaches without any measurable metrics to grade performance.
I will never be unemployed because I can always be a freelance teacher.
by E.Korotki February 19, 2022
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AG Teacher

The nicest and most layed back teacher in the school but always late.
"yo dude there's the AG Teacher"
"go ask him to come to our class"
"sure dude"

"yo sir, i got AG during period 3, you should come join"
"I'll see, if I don't have classes I'll think about it
by FGSHS Student March 10, 2022
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Math teacher

A Person that teaches pie, doesn't eat it.
Dad ate my homework cause my Math teacher said it had pie in it
by Meth teacher March 11, 2022
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Substitute Teacher Effect

When a struggling sports team fires their coach, and a new coach comes in and the team initially does really well.

Everyone is all smiles, the new coach tries new things, is fun and upbeat, and seemingly *changes the culture* so the team performs really well.....until they don't.

The few good games are due to excitement, and once the substitute teacher has to be a real teacher, fails spectacularly because he actually has to teach.
Boris: Oh fuck, you see how the new coach has turned this team around. I told you the old guy sucked.

Edgar: Meh, it is the Substitute Teacher Effect, come back to me in 3 months. Team is just playing well. New guy can't coach.

3 months later.....

Edgar: Team sucks, and coach looks really constipated.

Boris: Ya, you were right. Substitute Teacher Effect wins again.
by Mike109999 March 21, 2022
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English Teacher

An English teacher is a teacher who spends to much time ruining the lives of asian kids. English Teachers will most likely have favorites and there will always be this 1 person who the teacher will give the best grade. Middle School english teacher are a step higher they will not give a shit about how good your grammar they will give you a random grade depending on their mood and how much they like you. For some reason they will never give a hundred to anyone
SHe is the english teacher's favorite
by Star_Galaxy March 22, 2022
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