Name Nerd

Someone who is really into names and naming trends over time. Commonly seen browsing the subreddit r/namenerds

I'm such a name nerd. I can help you name your baby!

by LizardInACan October 21, 2021

Nerd (Badorkbee)

Most beautiful guy ever I saw

Oh my god... Nerd (Badorkbee) is here he's so lovely and cute I would fuck his booty

by Tostado_ August 23, 2022

functional nerd

A type of nerd that isn't easily identified. people only realize they are nerds after prolonged exposure to them.

Ellilta's got her shit together but she's been watching Game of Thrones everyday for the past month. She's a functional nerd.

by jst_money March 6, 2017

Band Nerd

Band nerds are kiddos who play in band, and more commonly are in marching band. They literally live in the band room; they ARE the band. Band nerd is seen to others as an insult, but is actually quite affectionate.

"Hey Jessie, how was your weekend?"
"Oh! It was great. I didn't have any free time since there was a competition on Saturday, and I practiced even though we wouldn't be using the music anymore. Speaking of practice, band is in 2 hours, I can't be late. Bye Lina!"
*as she walks away*
"Jesus, Jessie is SUCH a band nerd..."

by marchingbeans November 23, 2018

Nerd-Digger

A woman willing to do sexual acts with a nerd to do her homework or a due assignment.

Kacie: I have to return this assignment or I will get a 0!!!!!!!
Kathryn: Be a Nerd-Digger
Kacie: Good idea Kathryn.

by kEVINHAERT December 3, 2017

Dickless Nerd

That one guy in your high school that is incredibly skinny or incredibly fat that has no female friends and doesn’t pull girls. They’re the type of people you would laugh at if they were working out in the fitness room because they’re so incompetent

Guy 1:Yo you wanna go to the mall

Dickless nerd:Sorry I can’t, I’m playing dungeons and dragons for 12 hours

Guy 1:Jeez you’re such a Dickless Nerd

by DaHomieRoach March 4, 2022

nerd monster

a very intelligent individual with a low profile, a super smart person with credentials to prove it but doesn't give the impression of a ridiculously smart human being

You would never believe my dad is smart, but he's a total nerd monster.

by o diddy January 7, 2011