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Just Jerking January

such as Destroy Dick December. but CHANGES...

every hour the clock ticks is a fap...

like...
12. 12 FAPS
1. 1 FAP
2. 2 FAPS.
etc...

This demonstrates how are gods created.
Just btw if you didn't fap at example 2 pm you should fap 2 extra times at 3 pm
A. Did you try DDD?
B. Hell Yeah! and also i'll reinforce it in Just Jerking January
C. oh boy... may god be with you
by meh12558 December 3, 2018
mugGet the Just Jerking Januarymug.

Jerk and roll

When you wrap a wrap at maccas and get the perfect finish
Bro that wrap is so perfect did you jerk and roll it ?
by Maccas lover5000 June 13, 2022
mugGet the Jerk and rollmug.

Columbia Jerk

Any girl that lives in Columbia thats a freak or gets freaky when drunk!
I meet this Columbia jerk at a party last and she was all up on me!
by KnockOut123 July 13, 2009
mugGet the Columbia Jerkmug.

Jerking Off

The Action of brett doing business
“Stop jerking off right now brett!”
by Dinkleberry69420 June 24, 2022
mugGet the Jerking Offmug.

Jerk my load

When one individual intentionally does something knowing that another individual had high intentions of doing that exact thing. That person jerked the others load. A mans load is his to jerk, a homie cant just walk in and steal your load.
I just bought the latest playstation which I was really looking forward to opening, and in comes Leandro to jerk my load by opening The box without me! That bastard.
by JeeJeePee June 24, 2020
mugGet the Jerk my loadmug.

Bosnian jerk circle

A jerk circle done in the Bosnian manner, meaning at least 5 or more guys have to stand in a circle and jerk the man on their left off. Another variant is only 5 guys in a circle and they jerk the second person to their left off. At the end, the cum-coction gets used in a sourdough bread and then eaten by the participants. Including crust and crumbs.
Vuk: "Hej, hajde da napravimo krug i da se drkamo!(Hey, let's form a circle and jack off!)"
David(not Day-vid): "Naravno, kao Bosanci? (Sure, like the Bosnians?)"
Luke: "I'm down, I'm a fag anyway."
Filip: "Same but I'm bot making the sourdough bread again."
Tito:"We should do the Bosnian jerk circle in Sarajevo, because I'm a diktator."
by SonyBravia February 23, 2025
mugGet the Bosnian jerk circlemug.

ethical jerk

where you jerk off to your partner’s media content and not to media content of other people.
yea bro i just had an ethical jerk to my girl
by lukeceline June 28, 2024
mugGet the ethical jerkmug.

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