Gooning

The process of "Edging" (masturbating without climax), for hours or days, until a trance like, zombie like state is reached.

Dude I thought it couldn't get any crazier than edging, then I tried gooning. And bro, that shit had me like a zombie for a solid few hours

by Lickmyballs888 May 28, 2024

flicker gooning

A boxing technique, a punch you throw where you get off to yourself or your opponent. Technique is currently unknown.

Person 1: Yo sigma, when do you wanna start flicker gooning
Person 2: Only when we get in the ring so I don't get disqualified

by onlythisaudnerstand May 29, 2024

DOOM GOON

THE ACT OF ONESELF VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING WHILST DOOM SCROLLING REDDIT.

DOOM GOONING is defined as the action of oneself Doom scrolling through explicit pornographic reddit posts (Typically r/titties) Whilst vigorously beating thy meat in an animalistic fashion to achieve a heavenly orgasm.

by Quandale_DingleBalls69 May 30, 2024

Gooning

watching a GunnarTVLive stream on Twitch

person 1: hey what are you doing tonight?

person 2: i'm gooning tonight

by woodziee February 8, 2024

Goon Cocoon

Another word for goon cave.

Johnny spent ALL DAY gooning in his goon cocoon.

I am going to rent the Las Vegas Sphere and turn it into a goon cocoon.

by OilySaltine February 9, 2024

gooning

(unisex) The act of edging (getting yourself to the "edge" of orgasming but stopping right before and repeating) or being edged so hard that you enter a trance-like state, elated and giddy.

"when my bf came over the other day, he edged me so hard, like i was straight gooning to the point where i was slurring my speech. we got so carried away with the goon sesh i woke up with a uti the next morning."

by benadryljams February 10, 2024

What the Goon?

A phrase you use when a goon or a goontarded individual is acting up.

Jimmy: I’m going to spray my goon all over you
Eduardo: What the Goon?!?

by Schlawgertron February 10, 2024