I gave that self rightious preachy fat bitch a chocolate Jesus for Christmas. She loved it and then ate Christ's head.
by x96merrill3@hotmail.com December 25, 2004
Jim: Some mo fo just keyed your ride dude !
Bob: JESUS CHRIST ! !
or
In poker your straight loses to a full house and you exclaim JESUS CHRIST ! !
Bob: JESUS CHRIST ! !
or
In poker your straight loses to a full house and you exclaim JESUS CHRIST ! !
by MDog221 July 15, 2006
by JackStalker June 18, 2011
A overweight cunt who is full of life and loves to joke around with anyone. He loves to make friends and will even share his lunch with you. He will go out of his way for anyone!
Bro 1: did u just see that guy? he just gave the homeless family 100 dollars!
Bro 2: yeah! he always does that his name is cabbage jesus..
Bro 1: what a mad cunt we should meet him sometime..
Bro 2: hell yeah!
Bro 2: yeah! he always does that his name is cabbage jesus..
Bro 1: what a mad cunt we should meet him sometime..
Bro 2: hell yeah!
by Cabbage jesus May 12, 2019
Evil Jesus is a nickname for the infamous E+J Brandy, everyone's favorite bum liquor of choice! Dirt cheap and 80 proof, this is what the dead beats living on the streets drink, and is also favored amongst generally income-limited folks such as most of those in NJ and rappers trying to make it this day in age.
"Swallow a bottle of that ol' Evil Jesus"
- TMFSE
"Told me to bring a sack o' yak and a flask of Easy (Evil) Jesus, cuz he needed somebody to talk to the trees wit'"
-GDP
- TMFSE
"Told me to bring a sack o' yak and a flask of Easy (Evil) Jesus, cuz he needed somebody to talk to the trees wit'"
-GDP
by Brixton Malinger December 11, 2013
1. When someone accomplishes something in a way that seems miraculous.
2. When someone tries to resolve a disagreement using jesus or the bible to back him/her up.
2. When someone tries to resolve a disagreement using jesus or the bible to back him/her up.
1. They thought he died in that weird cloning experiment but he pulled a jesus.
2. He was really pissed, but then she tried to pull a jesus on him and made it even worse.
2. He was really pissed, but then she tried to pull a jesus on him and made it even worse.
by SabMaster February 04, 2010
The term was first coined in the autobiographical book `Candy´ by Luke Davies (and subsequently the movie `Candy´ starring Heath Ledger and Abbie Cornish), when the character Casper (Geoffrey Rush) a lecturing chemist & sometime opiate user synthesizes his own `Golden Jesus´ (diacetylmorphine) from Panadine Forte.
by Chemgirl January 04, 2010