by peenflation March 12, 2023
Cussin Bob is the phrase for an american overweight cousin that no one really likes but everyone respects for their blunt unfiltered opinion that is intended to be motivational and make us more productive members of society. Usually dresses in casual comfortable wear like punchline t-shirts and flat bill hats.
I talked to Cussin Bob last week and he told me I need to "get my lazy a** off the couch and spend more quality time being productive instead of shi**ing away my freetime like last night's bowel movement!"
by Cussin Bob August 31, 2023
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by Fendog8 August 20, 2021
A sub saharan burger originating in the depths of sewers in northern Mexico. It is usually made with the finest mongoose meat which is specially burned to a crisp so it makes the chances of contracting cancer even easier while evidently, curing it at the same time. Additionally, Iron Man presumably used Jan Bobs to create parts of his suit. The bun consists of motherboards that have been smashed to a fine powder and then incorporated with whole wheat.
Jan Bob (Pronounced Yaan-Bob)
by Albert"The Scientist"Einstein July 01, 2020
1.) A diminutive character actor known for playing awkward intellectuals in stylish glasses, especially in the films of indie auteurs such as Christopher Guest, Wes Anderson, etc.
2) The act of placing a dildo into a freezer to chill it, covering it in a butterscotch-flavored condom and slurping away on it like a popsicle while you watch TV, especially after feeling un- or under appreciated by the average American cinema goer.
2) The act of placing a dildo into a freezer to chill it, covering it in a butterscotch-flavored condom and slurping away on it like a popsicle while you watch TV, especially after feeling un- or under appreciated by the average American cinema goer.
Steve: You trying to hit the club tonight?
Charles: When the only outlet that understands me is the New Yorker? Fuck that. Ima Bob Balaban tonight.
Charles: When the only outlet that understands me is the New Yorker? Fuck that. Ima Bob Balaban tonight.
by TheBobBalaban March 03, 2022
When trippin on hallucinogenics and the world around u has turned into a work of art by the one and only Mr. Good vibes himself Bob Ross
by Ivana Bologna July 15, 2021