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Youtube Simp

A corporation simp who is jobless and maidenless, and resides under several subreddits or Twitter tweets. They keep convincing people who use adblockers to use YT Premium or watch vanilla version of Youtube to 'support creators' (both ways would cost your privacy) when there are better alternative options to support like Patreon donations.

Like Nintendo simps, if they can't convince you, they'll become aggressive and totally destroy the conversation with insults. And always don't forget, they keep replying you back if you keep replying them.
YT Vanced user : Vanced is dead, time to switch to New Pipe
YT Simp (Youtube Simp) : Or don’t be a jerk and pay for premium or watch the ads.
YT Vanced user : It's not jerky to not want your money to go to a rich corporation with terrible privacy practices.
YT Simp : You're trying to justify taking advantage of creators and their hard effort. Gross as fck.
YT Vanced user : If they have a Patreon account and worthy to donate to support their work, I'd rather do it than enriching Google.
YT Simp : How absolutely fcking disgusting of you! You fcking gross! (suddenly lose the conversation and insult that user)
YT Vanced user : You're very funny with your white knighting of corps who don't care about you.
by Shiine-1 April 6, 2022
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Sumo simp

A massive simp, simping to levels man isn’t supposed to reach, an extreme level of simp or someone who will remain a simp for eternity.
Dude my boyfriend is such a sumo simp!
My ex is such a sumo simp he just won’t leave me alone!
by Cathrinsangel October 9, 2021
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Ultimate Simp

hoes before bros 100% of the time

like a kai law
hes such a kai law

hes simping so much almost likes hes a kai law

hes simping oh wait its kai law im not surprised

hes an ultimate simp almost like kai law
by kais ex bros September 4, 2020
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Blobfish Simp

Some who is an absolute simp for aBlobfish.
I can't help but be a Blobfish Simp
by bruh kid 68 August 20, 2020
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sugar simp

A title of which someone who simps will buy the person they simp for gifts such as clothes, jewelry or other items they want, however they don't ask for anything back as making the person they simp for happy is payment enough; Someone who buys gifts for someone they simp for and either asks for nothing in return or says you can pay them in affection.
"I told my boyfriend to buy me a top that I liked as a joke but he actually went and got it for me along with some other things on my Amazon wishlist! When I said I owed him he said that I already repay him in affection."

".....Your boyfriend is a sugar simp omfg-"
by LxiG May 28, 2021
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Simp-Wage

The minimum effort a woman gives back to a simp. (one-word replies and sends you the same posts she puts on her stories)
"Damn man, you're getting #simpulated. Are you even making simp-wage?"
by chodemode 39 September 7, 2020
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Simp call

When a female posts something online in the hope that some man of poor will will satisfy her
"Oh my god i feel so insecure right now, i'll simp call to get attention"

"Did you see Frank's comment on that girl's selfie?

-"Looks like he fell for the simp call
by Nenets June 23, 2020
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