Acronym for "No Girlfriend Around Blindness" Syndrome
When a guy isn't with his girlfriend, and he thinks that everyone around him is pretty because he has temp. blindness.
Guys with this syndrome tend to cheat on their girlfriends vigorously and with various ugly girls, making their girlfriends feel like they're the ugly ones. This syndrome not only effects the guy's friend's views on him because at any given chance he hooks up with nasty smuts and it makes him look pathetic and desperate, but heavily effects the girlfriend..making them insanely jealous of everyone, even the fattest and ugliest of girls, since the boyfriend is already known to hook up with the fattest and ugliest of girls.
When a guy isn't with his girlfriend, and he thinks that everyone around him is pretty because he has temp. blindness.
Guys with this syndrome tend to cheat on their girlfriends vigorously and with various ugly girls, making their girlfriends feel like they're the ugly ones. This syndrome not only effects the guy's friend's views on him because at any given chance he hooks up with nasty smuts and it makes him look pathetic and desperate, but heavily effects the girlfriend..making them insanely jealous of everyone, even the fattest and ugliest of girls, since the boyfriend is already known to hook up with the fattest and ugliest of girls.
"Did Tj come to the party without his girlfriend?"
"Yeah"
"Is he hooking up with Patty? Does he know Patty is actually a guy?"
"I think he has NGAB syndrome.."
"oh, that explains A LOT."
"Yeah"
"Is he hooking up with Patty? Does he know Patty is actually a guy?"
"I think he has NGAB syndrome.."
"oh, that explains A LOT."
by Nikkiholl3r February 3, 2012
Get the NGAB Syndrome mug.DSN stands for Dystopian Slut Nightmare. This syndrome affects mostly unnatractive succesful men that become haunted with dreams of sedimenting commitments with his low adherence lovers, ending up with a trophy wife or the like.
by terminal1 September 22, 2011
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Tina Syndrome
A syndrome caused by interacting with Tina. Symptoms include:
(1) Overthinking on her words, actions and frequency of contact
(2) Overplanning on how to make her happy so you could see that cute smile & giggle again!
Tina Syndrome
A syndrome caused by interacting with Tina. Symptoms include:
(1) Overthinking on her words, actions and frequency of contact
(2) Overplanning on how to make her happy so you could see that cute smile & giggle again!
You: Ahh I met this girl called Tina 4 months ago and now I'm having a Tina Syndrome. Going crazy over this one!
Friend: Bro - go get a life!
Friend: Bro - go get a life!
by Cool human February 12, 2019
Get the [Tina] Syndrome mug.Another word for Aspergers Syndrome, alluding to the mythical figure of Cassandra. Cassandra was cursed so no one would believe her even though she spoke the truth. Autistic people are similar, they are honest by nature, but neurotypicals tend to think they are lying from misreading their body language. Since Aspergers Syndrome has fallen out of public favor, Cassandra Syndrome is a suitable replacement.
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by Anna420pro July 6, 2022
Get the Tulos Syndrome mug.Somewhat akin to the psychological phenomena seen in hostages, where the hostage develops and emotional attachment to the hostage-taker, known as "Stockholm Syndrome" coined in 1973 after it was seen in bank robbery hostages in Stockholm, Sweden, except, in cases of "Stalkholm Syndrome" the individual being stalked forms a similar attachment to their stalker.
Josh: "What's wrong?"
Jennifer: "Its just that ever since Matt went to jail for violating the restraining order, I kinda miss the constant texts/phone calls and watching him lurk outside in the bushes."
Marilyn was diagnosed with Stalkholm Syndrome by her psychologist, Dr. Spanks, because "normal dating", to Marilyn, usually consisted of a man stalking her for a few months and then eventually becoming her boyfriend.
Jennifer: "Its just that ever since Matt went to jail for violating the restraining order, I kinda miss the constant texts/phone calls and watching him lurk outside in the bushes."
Marilyn was diagnosed with Stalkholm Syndrome by her psychologist, Dr. Spanks, because "normal dating", to Marilyn, usually consisted of a man stalking her for a few months and then eventually becoming her boyfriend.
by C. Giles August 11, 2009
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