Cockholm Syndrome

A condition where a person chooses to stay in a relationship with an abusive partner solely for sex.

“Sam, you seriously gotta break up with your gf. I don’t care how good she is in bed. We’re worried about you man, you come home every day with bruises. Cockholm syndrome is clouding your judgment.”

by temporalWitcher October 15, 2021

Gatitu Syndrome

Making a weird person feel really important for the purpose of seeing how it plays out.

We gave Eric the Gatitu Syndrome, he thinks he's a god now. Hahah

by Anon-F404 August 7, 2021

Cassandra Syndrome

Another word for Aspergers Syndrome, alluding to the mythical figure of Cassandra. Cassandra was cursed so no one would believe her even though she spoke the truth. Autistic people are similar, they are honest by nature, but neurotypicals tend to think they are lying from misreading their body language. Since Aspergers Syndrome has fallen out of public favor, Cassandra Syndrome is a suitable replacement.

Melissa has Cassandra Syndrome, that’s why her peers dislike her.

by Ganondox May 23, 2022

sundowner syndrome

A condition where someone is so obsessed with war, they begin to the point they view war similarly to Sundowner from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance.

"Dude Kyle is begging for the boogaloo at this point" "I know he's got sundowner syndrome"

by gnash.bone November 23, 2020

kiyone syndrome

when you
constantly
type like
this
and have
problems
typing in
one line

yeah so
today i was
like going
to school
and i found
out it was
cancelled
LOL

by anonymous February 14, 2005

Tulos Syndrome

Tulos syndrome is when everyone who hangs around Tuloss is a dick rider slave that follows him around and begs for dls

Anna: Omg have you seen Prengle? he totally has Tulos Syndrome

by Anna420pro July 6, 2022

Stalkholm Syndrome

Somewhat akin to the psychological phenomena seen in hostages, where the hostage develops and emotional attachment to the hostage-taker, known as "Stockholm Syndrome" coined in 1973 after it was seen in bank robbery hostages in Stockholm, Sweden, except, in cases of "Stalkholm Syndrome" the individual being stalked forms a similar attachment to their stalker.

Josh: "What's wrong?"
Jennifer: "Its just that ever since Matt went to jail for violating the restraining order, I kinda miss the constant texts/phone calls and watching him lurk outside in the bushes."

Marilyn was diagnosed with Stalkholm Syndrome by her psychologist, Dr. Spanks, because "normal dating", to Marilyn, usually consisted of a man stalking her for a few months and then eventually becoming her boyfriend.

by C. Giles August 11, 2009