A girl who has slept with everyone you know but insists that she isn't a slut because she gets around by having an unbroken string of relationships. Rarely ever spotted single for more than a few days. Usually acts self righteous or looks down on people who have sex while not in a relationship or is otherwise just generally hypocritical.
John - what? how many relationships has she had in the last 2 months?
Eric – nine.
John - and she's slept with all of the guys?
Eric – yep.
John - and then she called that other girl a slut for having a one night stand?
Eric – yeah.
John - wow, what a slut.
Eric - no. she isn't a slut. she's a relationship slut.
Eric – nine.
John - and she's slept with all of the guys?
Eric – yep.
John - and then she called that other girl a slut for having a one night stand?
Eric – yeah.
John - wow, what a slut.
Eric - no. she isn't a slut. she's a relationship slut.
by Johnny-Fire April 28, 2010
by le dong 1 January 18, 2011
Act of having a woman lay on her back with her legs and gizzard spread wide - fill her gizzard with honey, chocolate, butter etc. and then dip bite-sized pieces of fruit, lobster etc. in her until soaked with a mixture of the pussy juice and whatever you put in her - enjoy!
by BahamaBoy June 08, 2005
A person that you thought was your side piece. But it’s now your friends side piece. But you’re still getting a piece.
When Kyle (side slut) comes over to play every Friday. But then Garrett steals him away and you (side slut of the side slut) only get to play with Kyle when Garrett’s done playing with him
by Cocaine Keltz December 02, 2022
One who travels through time to participate in sexual activities with historical figures. While this practice is not currently possible, it will become a popular hobby amongst future generations.
Person #1: I can't believe she went back in time to fuck Napoleon, Danielle is such a time slut!
Person #2: Dude I heard she picked something up from Imhotep the other day.
Person #1: Well, technically it wasn't the other day since she went back to 2650 BC.
Person #2: Why are we friends?
Person #2: Dude I heard she picked something up from Imhotep the other day.
Person #1: Well, technically it wasn't the other day since she went back to 2650 BC.
Person #2: Why are we friends?
by Promoting Synergy Like A Boss June 27, 2009
A rather trampy looking female who wears clothing with as many rhinestones and sequins as humanly possible. This female is often a glowing orange color due to over tanning, heavily made over, and has pin straight hair. Sparkle sluts are known to dance on top of each other in order to gain the attention of males and are considered the dirtiest of all bar inhabitants. Although these loathsome ladies dress to be eye-catching, be warned! You may think you want to get in on that but the allure of a sparkle slut disappears completely overnight as her makeup and your alcohol wear off.
"Wow, look at those sparkle sluts."
"That's an awful thing to call somebody."
"They're dressed entirely in sequins and are making out with and grinding on top of eachother."
"Oh, good call. I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole."
"That's an awful thing to call somebody."
"They're dressed entirely in sequins and are making out with and grinding on top of eachother."
"Oh, good call. I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole."
by SarahhhKayyy August 16, 2011
Slut testing is the act of a male envisioning a newly encountered female in a hardcore porn of his choosing, in his mind. If the outcome of the experience is "Yeah she'd totally do that", then you have a slut. If not, you can bring her home to mom.
I saw this librarian today who I thought could be a total slut, but wasn't sure. So I gave her the slut test and I can just tell she's a total slut.
by Headcircus December 16, 2010