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shoot me off

Shooting up and getting a hand/blow job at the same time.
I got AIDS from the needle, because the hookers would only ever shoot me off.
by Jessefro December 8, 2017
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Church Shooting

Wow, yeah, that holy war isn't going great, is it? Looks like the Christians have lost their edge. What's the score now?
Hym "You hear about the church shooting? I didn't get an official score but I'll google it eventually... Wasn't I just saying it's been a minute? There might have been a superbowl parade one too."
by Hym Iam February 16, 2024
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Shooting Box

1. A defence from ScrapTD which specialises at taking down barrels with high-damage bullets (e.g. Billboard) but doesn't target air barrels.

2. (Slang) A submachine-gun.
"I placed 2 Shooting Boxes and those ground barrels were no problemo for me except for Lurid Layered."

"I used the shooting box and killed 3 soldiers during World War III".
by AwesomeGamer22 January 14, 2023
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SHOOT ME

When someone is being held at gunpoint but they won’t take the gunman seriously daring them to shoot him.
Craig: Run me them pockets fool **pulls out gun**
Isaiah: Shoot me bitch, you ain’t bout it. Think you a man? Show me!
Craig: ** Puts away gun then walks away**
by ZuiyOTF47 July 20, 2022
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Shoot from the Hip

When a man ejaculates out of his non-erect penis
I think I'm about to cum...
But you're still soft?
Yeah, I'm going to shoot from the hip
by user31415 January 12, 2021
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Shoot a Double

When you or your partner cum twice during intercourse
I made my boyfriend shoot a double last night.
Wow girl, y’all were really going at it!
by Papaya47 December 9, 2018
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Misdemeanor Shooting

A non fatal, almost consensual, shooting that occurs where subjects involved miraculously have not seen, heard, or know anything about it. Nor are they worried about any subsequent events following.
Darn, this is basically a Misdemeanor Shooting.
by ASeriousGuy December 17, 2023
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