The Trump Shooting

the day trumps ear got absolutely jfkd the fuck up

the trump shooting was when some guy gave up his life to shoot at trump and had a fuckin skill issue
his orange cheeto lookin ass probably blended in with the sun too much

trump: gets shot in ear, survives, and emotes on the shooter
shooter: fuck shit no
secret service: has better accuracy

by chuld molester July 20, 2024

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Skeet Shooting

A game of lining semi-empty or empty water bottles on a table, and then ejaculating on them to see if you can either knock them off the table, or just knock them down. Off the table is +3 points, and simply just knocking them down is +1 point.

I was in a game of skeet shooting with Jimmy the other day, and he knocked all the bottles off of the table! Man does his loads have some velocity.

by NotBajaBlast July 27, 2024

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shoot crap

Play a game of craps

Every friday night, you and your boys would shoot crap, right?

by KreyZ420 August 7, 2024

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Shoot the skateboard

When you rob a bank and you run in with a Ar-15 and proceed to miss all your shots on the person on the skateboard (better used when their name is Jerome.)

You heard that one guy that just recently pulled a "shoot the skateboard

by dopod April 13, 2025

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I Used TO Shoot Veins Out Of My Back Smack

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

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worked into a shoot

Verb. To play along with a storyline or setup of any kind to the point where real life drama is intertwined with it, drastically changing the plans, and creating real animosity between pro-wrestlers.

Hulk Hogan caused himself to be worked into a shoot when he forced the original 3 match feud with Shawn Michaels, with Hogan winning 2 of 3, into a single match feud, which caused real backstage drama between he and Shawn.

by DeadInKayfabe April 13, 2024

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