Sam Golbach’s Nipples

sam’s nipples are at least nob existing. with the size of at 1/2 a centimeter, i’ve had mosquito bites larger than them. we love you sam! and your tiny nips

sam golbach’s nipples are so tiny!

by sam’s nipples October 13, 2020

sam haynes'd

Any one person to be hit in the face with any object exceeding five pounds. Sustain serious injury to face and or other extremities.

person 1- woahh!!! watch out.
person 2- OUCHHHHHHHHHHHH!
person 3- she just got sam haynes'd

by luggie April 8, 2010

Sam is gay

Every Sam I know is gay... like the real big gay

"see that guy over there? His name is Sam and Sam is gay. Like double ultra triple gay."

by G1nja N1nja January 18, 2019

sam tsui

the guy who mashed up songs by lady gaga, michael jackson and others. he's a current student from Yale and hits the best notes. he is an internet sensation, especially in youtube.

Sam Tsui just mashed up Lady Gaga.

by emsperalta March 6, 2010

Sam Fuld

The flying outfielder of the Tampa Bay Rays. Once said to have created the universe, he is now retired from being supreme overlord of Earth and robs hits in his spare time.

-Did you see that catch by Sam Fuld?
-Not surprising, the ball knows where to go by now.

by RaysFan94 May 5, 2011

Sam's Wood

Sam's Wood is no ordinary wood. It is strong and well polished. It smells... it smells of rich mahogany. It's sturdiness belays its noble elegance. But do not understimate Sam's Wood, for as easily as it can be used as a weapon of divine judgement, Sam's Wood can also be used as a dispenser of pleasure and ecstasy.

"Sam's Wood is far superior to Roy's Wood or even Andrew's Wood"

-Peter, Keeper of the IWAFOBJSM

by keeperofthewood September 1, 2011

Sam Bailey

A special child that likes to scream racial slurs when creepers blow up his Minecraft house.

Guy 1: Wow, Sam Bailey must have seen another creeper
Guy 2: Yeah, he's said the N word a couple times now...

by Flarebeboolin June 17, 2018